i would like to receive the riddles rather the website names.Pls dont send me bad ones.
2007-01-16 22:33:42 · 6 answers · asked by sm030 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
TRY WWW.RIDDLES.COM
2007-01-17 18:31:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
i would like to tell you some jokes.
Sardar-why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r
others running?
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence
into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".
Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant
it’s already raining. Sardar: So what? Take an
umbrella and go.
Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer
gave 11cr after
deducting tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else
return my 20 Rs
back.
Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet
Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have
posted it....
Sardar's wish :when i die,i wana die like my grandpa who died
peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all the
passengers in the
car he was driving..
Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible
looking thing is
what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.
Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab . Local
sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still
digging for more..
2007-01-20 21:41:22 · answer #2 · answered by laser 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't know that u will be able to find riddles on it or not . as i am more familiar with jokes so as far as i am concerned u can go to these websites :
www.jokesgalerry .com
www.cooljokes.com
http://www.jokes2go.com/today.html.
or www.riddles.com
so Enjoy the time!
2007-01-17 22:18:23 · answer #3 · answered by Amy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
join wayn dot com go in the joke chat room ther are hundreds of pages of fantastic jokes and riddles
2007-01-16 22:58:54 · answer #4 · answered by lisdbiatch 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what b can you get milk from?
2007-01-16 22:55:54 · answer #5 · answered by joyisglee 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you can try
www.funtrivia.com
2007-01-17 02:26:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋