A man goes to the doctors for a penis extension. The doctor suggests the unusual step of using a baby elephants trunk stitched on for just £3000. The man heartily agrees and has the op. 6 weeks later while having dinner with the new woman in his life he feels an unusual stirring in his pants and thinks "this is the night!!!!!" While chatting over dinner his penis flies out, steals a bun off the table and goes back in. "WOW" says the woman, "can you do that again?" The man replies, "my c*ck can but I dont think my ar*e can take another bun!!!!!"
2007-01-16 23:24:20 · 13 answers · asked by prettywoman 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that is hilarious pretty woman bloody good laugh 10/10
2007-01-17 02:46:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like to see a man with nice buns
The trunk takes second place !
2007-01-17 10:03:49 · answer #2 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good LMFAO 10/10 as long as he didn't make trunk calls hes ok then
2007-01-17 08:22:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2007-01-17 07:32:48 · answer #4 · answered by Ben 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For 3,000 I'll do whatever you want with your buns!
2007-01-17 07:30:19 · answer #5 · answered by Rich 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolllllllllllll that is a genuine good 1,i,ll remember that for work, ha ha ha cheers. :)
2007-01-17 08:04:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent lol.
2007-01-17 07:39:20 · answer #7 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked that one!!
2007-01-17 07:31:06 · answer #8 · answered by Grace - baby No.2 due in October 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-01-17 10:35:43 · answer #9 · answered by Andy S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good
2007-01-17 07:44:15 · answer #10 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋