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2007-01-16 23:03:37 · 6 answers · asked by Amy 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This is a greek joke. here in greece, when something goes wrong, we say arheethia, which is like s**t. the exact translation is actually testicles.
so, one day there are two bums walking down the street, and they see an old woman trying to cross the street, but she cant.
she sees the two bums and tells them that if they help her across the street, she will reward them. so they help her and she gives them each three eggs.she tells them every time they break an egg, they have a wish. so they take the eggs and each goes to their separate alleys. the first bum goes to his alley, breaks the firs egg, and wishes for his alley to be a big mansion. and it was. he breaks the second egg and wishes for the mansion to be filled with money. so it was. he breaks the last egg and wishes for his garage to be filled with the best cars and the best women. so it was. well, hes living fine and one day, he decides he wants to visit his old friend. so he goes, and he sees the same alley with the same bum in it. he asks him what happened and what he did with the 3 eggs. the other one says, "leave me alone, man. when i came into the alley, i dropped one and i said 'arheethia!' and the whole alley filled up with arheethia." the other guy says okay, but what did he do with the other two eggs. the bum tells him, "i broke the second egg to get rid of all the arheethia." the other guy says "well what did you do with the last one?"and the bum replies "i broke the last egg to get my own arheethia back"
2007-01-17 00:49:56 · answer #1 · answered by ferahgo777 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the bar asked him what happened.
"I did a terrible thing," sniffed the drunk, "Just a few hours ago I sold my wife to someone for a bottle of Southern Comfort."
"That is awful," said the other guy, "And now that she is gone you want her back right?"
"Right!" said the drunk, still crying.
"You're sorry you sold her because you realised, too late, that you still loved her,right?"
"Oh, No," said the drunk. I want her back because I'm thirsty again!"
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2007-01-16 23:16:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
One day two Sardars decided to go hunting, but before entering the forest they made a vow that they would eat only what they could shoot. It was now two days that they were roaming in the forest but did not manage to shoot anything so both of them were very, very hungry and weak. As the prepared to go to bed they heard. “Hee! Haw! Hee! Haw!” Both jumped up with a start. ‘Food!’ at long last they thought, when they saw a donkey grazing peacefully nearby. One Sardar lifted his gun to shoot but the other stopped him, he then ran up to the donkey and started playing with the donkey’s balls that caused a massive erection, “Shoot now! Shoot now!” Screamed the Sardar, “Two Kilos extra mutton yaar.”
2007-01-17 22:58:11 · answer #3 · answered by the Tramp 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-01-18 18:35:02 · answer #5 · answered by preity s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-01-17 18:30:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋