A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith about enlarging her tiny breasts. Dr. Smith advised her, "Every day after your shower rub your chest and say, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies."
She did this faithfully for several months and it worked! She grew terrific D-cup boobs! One morning she was running late, got on the bus and in a panic realized she had forgotten her morning ritual.
Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn't recite the little rhyme, she stood right there in the middle aisle of the bus closed her eyes and said, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies."
A guy sitting nearby looked at her, "By any chance, are you a patient of Dr. Smith's?"
"Why, yes I am... How did you know?"
He leaned closer, winked and whispered, "Hickory dickory dock..."
2007-01-16 23:31:16 · 11 answers · asked by Eye of the Beholder 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I like to sit next to her,
and to you too, if you got some more jokes like this.
you're fun fun,, yep pee
2007-01-16 23:41:46 · answer #1 · answered by JUSS 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bit Cruel And Funny Abit.
2016-05-23 23:38:37 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes thats a good joke.
2007-01-16 23:41:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i have heard it before and i still laugh when i here it now. thanks for making me lol this morning. i really needed a laugh today
2007-01-16 23:34:53 · answer #4 · answered by ms01 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, it's good and cute!
2007-01-16 23:35:17 · answer #5 · answered by Rich 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not the kind of joke that you burst out laughing when you read but it is funny.............
2007-01-16 23:34:54 · answer #6 · answered by pretty_grl_321 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was pretty funny but damn i wished that worked.
2007-01-16 23:37:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol yes!
2007-01-16 23:35:36 · answer #8 · answered by hotchixxxz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that is funny
2007-01-16 23:40:29 · answer #9 · answered by T.C 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-01-16 23:34:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋