Jokes & Riddles (Entertainment & Music) - August 2006

1) Can you rearrange the characters in "DANGER" to create two more six letter words?

2.) You are given only a 5 dollar bill to buy whatever you can to fill an empty 4 cubic meter room from floor to ceiling. What will you buy? Remember i said the room was empty.

3.) It can travel from london to paris, but it never moves. Its name has two syllable. It starts with the letter "H". What is it?

2006-08-03 08:18:39 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

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Why? this is a serious question?

10 points goes to the person who gets the question right. Good luck!

2006-08-03 08:07:02 · 26 answers · asked by golfergirlie2008 2

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Guess the points?

how many points do i have right now?
you can't click on my picture!
guess only!

2006-08-03 08:00:11 · 22 answers · asked by ? 3

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word play and jokes?

when u rearrange the letters of these words it means something else... someone really had a lot of time on their hands!
DORMITORY: DIRTY ROOM
PRESBYTERIAN: BEST IN PRAYER
ASTRONOMER: MOON STARER
DESPERATION: A ROPE ENDS IT
THE EYES: THEY SEE
GEORGE BUSH: HE BUGS GORE
THE MORSE CODE: HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINES: CASH LOST IN ME
ANIMOSITY: IS NO AMITY
ELECTION RESULTS: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT
SNOOZE ALARMS: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S
A DECIMAL POINT: IM A DOT IN PLACE
ELEVEN PLUS TWO: TWELVE PLUS ONE
DA DA DA DAAAAAAâ?¦.. THE GRAND FINALE:
MOTHER-IN-LAW: WOMAN HITLER
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2006-08-03 07:52:32 · 8 answers · asked by super girl 4

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riddle:maker does not need it, purchaser does not use it, and user do not know about it.?

2006-08-03 07:52:28 · 5 answers · asked by riddle4u 1

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Do you get this joke? If you do, please explain.?

There is two nuns in a bath. one says, "where's the soap?" the other one says, "yes it does rather."

2006-08-03 07:48:02 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous

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whats ur favourite joke?

2006-08-03 07:41:55 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

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If Russia attacked Turkey from the rear, do you think Greece would help?

2006-08-03 07:39:37 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

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What is the difference between a nun praying, and a nun having a bath?

ONE HAS HOPE IN HER SOUL, THE OTHER HAS SOAP IN HER HOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-08-03 07:37:22 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

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Fill in the blank?

mother : Mary
son : Robby

Robby is Mary's son's ----

2006-08-03 07:35:09 · 34 answers · asked by ssss 3

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owned.......?

A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without a torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head! But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and compassion.

After 21 years, the son is now old enough for his first drink. Dad takes him to the bar, tearfully tells the son he is proud of him and orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the bar patrons looking on curiously and the bartender shaking his head in disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol. Swoooop! A torso pops out! The bar is dead silent; then bursts into a whoop of joy. The father, shocked, begs his son to drink again.

The patrons chant "Take another drink"! The bartender still shakes his head in dismay. Swoooop! Two arms pops out! The bar goes wild. The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant "Take another drink"! The bartender ignores the whole affair.

By now the boy is getting tipsy, and with his new hands he reaches down, grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it. Swoooop! Two legs pop out. The bar is in chaos. The father falls to his knees and tearfully thanks God. The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the left... then to the right... right through the front door, into the street, where a truck runs over him and kills him instantly. The bar falls silent. The father moans in grief. The bartender sighs and says... "He should have quit while he was a head!"

2006-08-03 07:21:55 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

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Would you do it to me? Ladies?

Would you do dat nasty thang to me?

Y'all know what it is..

Now bend over and .......

pick up my poop...

2006-08-03 07:12:17 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

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Which of the following contains the correct grammer?

The yolk of an egg is white? Or the yolk of an egg are white?

2006-08-03 07:05:24 · 12 answers · asked by mizzsquitz 3

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BLack Racial Jokes 1: That Fool Stole my Blunt!?

U knOw u bALcK If u

1) you use the microwave more than you use the stove.

2) you aint played solitaire wit real cards in years

3) something stinks soo bad, but your black azz smells it twice. (you know you did it before)

4) you'd rather search the whole house for the remote instead of just using the button on the tv.

6) you try to YANK the tissue when your taking a sh!t instead of just taking your time and rippin it slowly.
(wastin azz wiping supplies)

7) you read this list, & keep nodding smiling and laughing

8) you know your black if you look foward to TAX FREE WEEKEND its the only time you shop hard body.

9) when your talking to your friend and they are looking over your shoulder, then your nosey azz turns around and looks too. (you know you did it before and you know your gonna test it out again on one of your black azz friends)

10) and.. you was too busy to notice whats wrong with number 5. (go ahead.......LOOK)

11) you actually scrolled back up to check that it was no 5

12) & now you laughing at your stupidity

13) as you read this list, you think about sending it to all your
friends

2006-08-03 07:05:05 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

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can someone make me laugh i feel a lil down today ?

i feel a lil down cause i miss my brother is in iraq right now i just want someone to make me happy so i wont have to think about the negative things.

2006-08-03 07:01:02 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

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Do you find it curious you never see Sadam and Mel at the same place and the same time?

Check out this

http://cache.defamer.com/hollywood/mel-gibson-beard.jpg

and then this.

http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/na/archive/00130/Saddam_Hussein_i_so_130592c.JPG

If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, is it a duck?

2006-08-03 06:56:29 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous

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