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2006-08-03 08:23:54 · 14 answers · asked by neer_gosain 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

14 answers

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2006-08-03 08:27:51 · answer #1 · answered by Jen S 5 · 0 1

You should give her a call every once in awhile so she doesn't get mad. Calling at night would be better because that's when she is the most loneliest. If you get a chance email her and send her things so that she will be OK while your gone. Before you leave tell here u will make it up to her with dinners and a movie when u get back. It's just some suggestions

2006-08-03 08:37:43 · answer #2 · answered by lil momma 1 · 0 0

I'll tell you what I did, but it went a little wrong... I looked for a gift for her in a curio shop, and came across an ancient dildo, with a weird Tiki face on it. I says to the shopkeep, "what's this?" to which he replied "It is a voodoo dick". I had never heard of such a thing. "What is special about it?" I asked. He said "Just say the word 'voodoo dick' and then the place where you want it to go to work, and it does the rest for you automatically and magically!" Sold.
So I bring her the gift and explain how to operate it. She thought it sounded great. Not five minutes after I had left for my trip, she popped it out of the box and said "Voodoo dick, my vagina" and it hopped up magically and flew right inside her, and got busy. It wasn't long before she climaxed, and was ready to pull it out. She pulled and pulled, but couldn't get the voodoo dick to come out, so she hopped in her car and headed for the emergency room. Meanwhile, the voodoo dick was still doing its business to her, and this was causing her to drive erratically. She was pulled over by a cop who asked if she had been drinking, to which she said that she had not been. She began to explain the voodoo dick to the policeman, who did not believe a word of it. He looked at her with disbelief and said "Voodoo dick, my butt!"

2006-08-03 08:52:31 · answer #3 · answered by Besmirched Tea 5 · 0 0

Phone her, email her, fax her, send flowers, send a postcard (even if she gets it 3 days later and you are home), write her a poem, tell her a funny new joke she hasn't heard before, buy some sticky notes - write messages all over them - and hide them all over the house before you go, reserve dinner reservations for when you get back, buy her some new perfume, hold her for 10 minutes in your arms before you leave, plant a new rose bush so she can think of you when you are gone, text message her phone, send a friend over with a message just to tell her that you love her and miss her and can't stop thinking of her, carve her name on a tree - take a picture - and give it to her when you get home, write her a message in sidewalk chalk so she sees it when she goes outside, mow the grass in the shape of "I LOVE YOU"...

Got enough ideas yet???
Have fun with it.... charm, compliments, and sincerity goes a Looong way for most gals!
; )

2006-08-03 08:38:50 · answer #4 · answered by boxergirl 5 · 0 0

Well thats quite easy and i think everyone knows well.How abt callin her daily & spendin a lot of time in talkin to her, dont ever make her realise that u r not near her send her gifts if possible
believe that works buddy.

2006-08-03 08:58:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Out of what pot,beer, food. Or out on the town? Your girlfriend should not have to stay home unless your working!

2006-08-03 08:28:57 · answer #6 · answered by amy m 2 · 0 0

Send her a cute text message or two, or several if you have time, to let her know you're thinking of her. OR, if you want to spoil her a little, leave her with some fun gifts to open. :)

2006-08-03 08:29:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Call her and ask what she's doing, answer your cell phone when she calls even if you are out with someone else. Or just take her eith you

2006-08-03 09:53:34 · answer #8 · answered by trina 2 · 0 0

Call her

2006-08-03 08:27:16 · answer #9 · answered by ragingravira16 2 · 0 0

I dont have to do anything.....She's just happy that I'm out!!!

2006-08-03 08:39:45 · answer #10 · answered by DichloroDiphenyl 5 · 0 0

Gift of a vibrator

2006-08-03 08:28:45 · answer #11 · answered by Honeypot 2 · 0 0

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