BLack Racial Jokes 1: That Fool Stole my Blunt!?

Question

U knOw u bALcK If u


1) you use the microwave more than you use the stove.





2) you aint played solitaire wit real cards in years






3) something stinks soo bad, but your black azz smells it twice. (you know you did it before)




4) you'd rather search the whole house for the remote instead of just using the button on the tv.





6) you try to YANK the tissue when your taking a sh!t instead of just taking your time and rippin it slowly.
(wastin azz wiping supplies)






7) you read this list, & keep nodding smiling and laughing





8) you know your black if you look foward to TAX FREE WEEKEND its the only time you shop hard body.





9) when your talking to your friend and they are looking over your shoulder, then your nosey azz turns around and looks too. (you know you did it before and you know your gonna test it out again on one of your black azz friends)





10) and.. you was too busy to notice whats wrong with number 5. (go ahead.......LOOK)






11) you actually scrolled back up to check that it was no 5




12) & now you laughing at your stupidity



13) as you read this list, you think about sending it to all your
friends

Presidential Pee-Pee!

Before the inauguration, George Bush was invited to a get acquainted
tour of the White House. After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he
asked Bill Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom. He was
astonished to see that the President had a solid gold urinal.

That afternoon, George told his wife, Laura, about the urinal.

"Just think," he said," when I am President, I'll get to have a gold
urinal!"

Later, when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her tour of the White House,
she told Hillary how impressed George had been with his discovery of the
fact that, in the President's private bathroom, the President had a gold
urinal.

That evening, Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed. Hillary turned
to Bill and said, "Well, I found out who pissed in your saxophone."

A driver is driving a semi full of black bowling balls in the back and he comes up on a black hitchiker just walking down the road so he's like i don't have any room up here but you can jump in the back so he keeps going and sees another black guy biking while hitchiking and he tells him the same thing so he gets in the back. well they keep going and they come to a weigh station on the side of the road and sitting there is a veteran cop and a rookie cop and the veteran is like you check his papers and everything while i go check the cargo. so the veteran goes back to check the cargo and opens up the back and comes running back screaming GET THIS GUY OUT OF HERE HURRY HURRY!!! so they pack him up and send him off and the rookie cop is like what was back there? And the veterans like he had a bunch of black eggs two of them already hatched and one of them already stole a bike!

no...you just wasted a minute of you own life

I dont make people do anything, Im not god

dude...I sit at work all day WASTING TIME

at least I get paid for it

Nothing

IDIOT

I AM BLACK....LOOK AT MY OTHER JOKES

I am just non discriminating in my joking thats all

Answer 1

Saw this before! Still funny, though.

I'm black through & through.

Answer 2

Black

Answer 3

Very funny, you are very creative. I have heard of a lot of black jokes, But I have never heard any of these before.

Answer 4

Uhhhh, that was pretty funny. Some of those can apply to other people too though

Answer 5

Hey this ain't just a black joke! I'm white and I do at least 75% of them! But thanks for the laughs!

http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/

Answer 6

if ya like black jokes hear this one.
(real life scenario) i heard it in class

the tv said "GOT MILK?"
the b lack man turned to the tv and said 'no'

Answer 7

SISTREN, your wrong , this is a black joke. Even I, who don't stay on nothing but yahoo answers no that!!!!

Answer 8

for RYAN32682...
you answered yourself..so you wasted your own time..


i thought they were hella funny...

ok mr funny man..what about the beaner jokes...do not forget about us

Answer 9

This is not a black joke. the title is: "YOU KNOW YOU ARE IIN THE 21st CENTURY"

Answer 10

what the heck are you talking about. you know you wasted your time when you posted this crap.