Jokes & Riddles - August 2006

2006-08-04 23:54:11 · 19 answers · asked by SikSonic 4

One word in this sentence is misspelled. What word is it?

2006-08-04 23:47:15 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-04 23:43:06 · 9 answers · asked by easyboy 4

2006-08-04 23:40:00 · 19 answers · asked by krish 2

2006-08-04 23:35:17 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous

why do women love circumcised cocks? because they cant ******* resist anything with 10% off....

2006-08-04 23:24:27 · 21 answers · asked by madmarie666@btinternet.com 2

2006-08-04 23:23:07 · 10 answers · asked by krish 2

2006-08-04 23:20:05 · 14 answers · asked by krish 2

2006-08-04 23:08:58 · 5 answers · asked by civil 1

Explain....

2006-08-04 22:35:51 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-04 22:22:43 · 9 answers · asked by Obsidian © 5

Why some body say"Hello" some body said"Hi"
Yuo usually say"hello" or "hi" ?
I realy want to know.... please
tell me ....

2006-08-04 22:10:45 · 16 answers · asked by Jim 1

ok this blonde chick was like im gonna go to the sun,and everyone was like youre gonna get burned,
and she was like no im not cause i'm gonna go at night!!

HA

2006-08-04 22:09:14 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

I mean the most serious incident exsept from death.

2006-08-04 22:07:45 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-04 22:06:15 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

1 - a small sprochett near the tamoing wopple of a Keighley trunion
2 - a regenerative cell in the Aquarian life-support system or the defunct Apollo space capsule
3 - an egg-laying female domestic fowl

Careful with this one - it might not be the obvious answer.

2006-08-04 22:04:52 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous

whoever can give me the best line, "the phrase that pays" something you always catch yourself saying.........

2006-08-04 22:03:38 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-04 22:01:05 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

So one day in class the teacher asked her students to come up with a sentence using, liver, and cheese,

and the White student says,
"My mom made me a Liver and Cheese Sandwich,it's was quite delicious i must say my mom makes the best Sandwhiches.''

and the black student says;
"My Daddy told my Momma to go get the Government cheese and she didn't so he socked her in the liver"

and the mexican student said;
"These Vatos,were trying to mess with my sister and i said,"Hey liver alone cheese my sister"!!

LOL' IS THAT FUNNY OR WHAT!!?

2006-08-04 21:59:56 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous

...what would you do with your newfound powers?

2006-08-04 21:36:06 · 13 answers · asked by John Doe 2

2006-08-04 21:35:03 · 17 answers · asked by chaudry_saara 1

2006-08-04 21:24:28 · 7 answers · asked by tangerine 3

i only want the best of the best so give it your best shot. here's your chance to shine

2006-08-04 21:23:36 · 27 answers · asked by blankman86 1

2006-08-04 21:19:32 · 7 answers · asked by chaudry_saara 1

Steve, Bob, and Jeff were working on a very high scaffolding one day when suddenly, Steve falls off and is killed instantly. After the ambulance leaves with Steve's body, Bob and Jeff realize that one of them is going to have to tell Steve's wife.

Bob says he's good at this sort of sensitive stuff, so he volunteers to do the job. After two hours he returns, carrying a six-pack of beer.

"So did you tell her?" asks Jeff.

"Yep", replied Bob.

"Say, where did you get the six-pack?"

Bob informs Jeff. "She gave it to me!"

"What??" exclaims Jeff, "you just told her her husband died and she gave you a six-pack??"

"Sure," Bob says.

"Why?" asks Jeff.

"Well," Bob continues, "when she answered the door, I asked her, 'are you Steve's widow?' 'Widow?', she said, 'no, no, you're mistaken, I'm not a widow!' So I said: "I'll bet you a six-pack you ARE!'"

2006-08-04 21:19:21 · 9 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7

I love y'all so much?

Y'all make the earth spin.

This is my last question on Yahoo!Answer.

I'm kinda tired of typing sh!t on a computer.

So..Night Night and May the Lord bless y'all.

I'mma go back to playing Madden on xbox..

2006-08-04 21:00:08 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-04 20:23:57 · 14 answers · asked by crzyfunxx5 1

A man goes to a Psychologist and says, "Doc I got a real problem, I can't stop thinking about sex."

The Psychologist says, "Well let's see what we can find out", and pulls out his ink blots. "What is this a picture of?" he asks.

The man turns the picture upside down then turns it around and states, "That's a man and a woman on a bed making love."

The Psychologist says, "very interesting," and shows the next picture. "And what is this a picture of?"

The man looks and turns it in different directions and says, "That's a man and a woman on a bed making love."

The Psychologists tries again with the third ink blot, and asks the same question, "What is this a picture of?"

The patient again turns it in all directions and replies, "That's a man and a woman on a bed making love."

The Psychologist states, "Well, yes, you do seem to be obsessed with sex."

"Me!?" demands the patient. "You're the one who keeps showing me the dirty pictures!"

2006-08-04 20:22:35 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

frogs...

2006-08-04 19:49:59 · 17 answers · asked by The Boy NextDoor 1

Last time, we saw this following riddle:

What kind of story can you write with a broken pencil?
A: A truly pointless one.

Heheh. Now, for today's riddle:

What does a watch that goes "tick tick tick", say to you?

Have fun!

2006-08-04 19:32:00 · 15 answers · asked by iamigloo 6