...what would you do with your newfound powers?
2006-08-04 21:36:06 · 13 answers · asked by John Doe 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
If I'm going to be honest here, I'd steal as much money as I could and stash it away somewhere before "snapping" time back "on".
Oh, I might also administer some justice too while I had a few hours. You know, get backs?
I'm sure I'd think of other things to do too. Wow...that sure would be a cool power to have.
2006-08-04 21:40:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would click my fingers and stop time when i was out in the clubs and pubs of the city and i saw a drunken man attempting to piddle in a door way of a pub cuz he is too lazy to walk 10 metres to a toilet. I would, using gloves of course, take his willy in his hands and turn upwards it so it was facing his head then click my fingers again and laugh hartily as he pee'd in his own face! Probably not the greatest or charitable use of my powers but hey, it would be a giggle and teach him a lesson.
2006-08-05 06:27:15 · answer #2 · answered by Delgado 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You ever seen what a watermellon looks like after being hit with the total kinetic energy of 1000 hammer strikes over a period of 0.0 seconds looks like? Me neither but I'd sure as hell find out.
2006-08-05 04:42:41 · answer #3 · answered by Lucifer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would talk to my crush, snap my finger and then kiss him passionately... then I would snap my finger again and tell him nothing's wrong...
I would definitely do itwhenever I see him...
So if we see each other everyday... I'll have a daily kissing session with him!
2006-08-05 04:57:13 · answer #4 · answered by Felicity 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would go to the gas station and snap my fingers, then I would fill my gas tank up. I know it is stealing, but aint those *** clowns who raise the gas prices stealing from us all the time?
2006-08-05 04:40:01 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'd have to cut my fingers off cuz if time stopped i wouldn't be able to move to start it up again
wouldn't want to accidently snap and end the world
2006-08-05 05:48:00 · answer #6 · answered by dwh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put buckets of nasty goop on top of everyone's head.
2006-08-05 19:52:19 · answer #7 · answered by Wil H. 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kill my neighbors' dogs - noisy at nite
castrate my landlord - too strict
look for osama n burn his balls off - he killed my girl
then make luv to you - u r too cute.
b4 snapping time back on.
2006-08-05 05:22:48 · answer #8 · answered by atticus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will make every body's live's so good
2006-08-05 04:40:27 · answer #9 · answered by Mark Anthony A. Sison 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
finish watever i had to do and do things dat are fun for free
2006-08-05 05:08:41 · answer #10 · answered by Eun-eun 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋