Jokes & Riddles - August 2006

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2006-08-04 14:07:41 · 36 answers · asked by pingpong 5

Best Joke gets a best answer

2006-08-04 13:59:54 · 10 answers · asked by Wocka wocka 6

2006-08-04 13:59:38 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

Please, no racism or sexuality. And I have all the "yo mama" jokes I will ever need!

2006-08-04 13:55:13 · 2 answers · asked by keepsondancing 5

"I always voted at my party's call,
And never thought of thinking for myself at all."

Where do these lines comes from?

2006-08-04 13:48:24 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

In each of these puzzles, a proverb is written with exactly one letter of each word replaced with another. Can you figure out what the original proverb is?


1. Wetter mate that fever.

2. Paint peart newer son pair lads.

3. I switch is dime raves mine.

4. So nets if goof mews.

5. * Take hat white she sin whines

*hard one...

good luck :) ♥

2006-08-04 13:42:55 · 4 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7

tell me one tree have no wood? gusse get 10 points

2006-08-04 13:40:01 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. "What seems to be the problem?" the doctor asked.

"Well, I, uh," she stammered. "I think I, uh, might be a nymphomaniac."

"I see," he said. "I can help you, but I must advise you that my fee is $80 an hour."

"That's not bad," she replied. "How much for all night?"

2006-08-04 13:38:35 · 9 answers · asked by iamigloo 6

2006-08-04 13:30:19 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

a woman was standing at her mothers funeral when she saw a man that she fell in love with him at first sight,she tried to reach him at the funeral but she couldn't ... few weeks later she killed her sister .... y do u think that??

2006-08-04 13:25:52 · 7 answers · asked by MuS 2

Aybody know? He's been doing it for years. Anybody know the real reason why?

2006-08-04 13:25:44 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-04 13:23:37 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-04 13:21:31 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

A penguin takes his car into the shop. While they are looking at it he goes for some ice cream. Penguins don't have fingers so he gets a bit of ice cream all over him. When he goes back to the shop the mechanic says, "Looks like you blew a seal". The penguin replies, "no no that's just a little ice cream".

2006-08-04 13:08:27 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

*riddles*

2006-08-04 12:39:14 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-04 12:37:09 · 33 answers · asked by LOUIS CIFER 1

2006-08-04 12:37:06 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-04 12:34:28 · 14 answers · asked by bray-lo 2

riddle

2006-08-04 12:33:51 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-04 12:33:15 · 5 answers · asked by sunistao 3

2006-08-04 12:30:36 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-04 12:30:01 · 28 answers · asked by TARA r 1

*riddle

2006-08-04 12:28:06 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

i like potato head

2006-08-04 12:25:45 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

I really like lord of the FRIES

2006-08-04 12:13:25 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

"This building will never be complete"
"I agree, but we must continue, we must be divine"
"Very well"
"qu'avez-vous dit ?"
"Por que você está falando como aquele?"
"Мы не можем работать как это, я выходим!"

2006-08-04 12:06:58 · 15 answers · asked by big_dave_x 4

Just answer the question.

2006-08-04 12:02:24 · 19 answers · asked by The Elegant Jester 1

Imagine its 1986 & the wwf is having a cage match between Hogan & Jesus . . No tagteam advantage for Hogan . . no superpowers for Jesus . . just man on man gay wrestling... WHO WOULD WIN? p.s. no rematches either.

2006-08-04 11:56:41 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time,
which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet.
He also ate very little, which made him rather frail
and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him .....
A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

2006-08-04 11:52:19 · 14 answers · asked by Puppy Zwolle 7

2006-08-04 11:52:06 · 21 answers · asked by VetteLeo 6