2006-08-04 13:23:37 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Said Oh isn't this just my luck?
Hung some fake balls from the bumper,
Thought I'd get some chicks to humper,
Got some fugly shemale that don't even tuck!!
2006-08-04 15:15:31 · answer #1 · answered by turtle girl 7 · 7⤊ 5⤋
A man with a shiny new truck
Tried to drive through a puddle of muck
He was sure of his jive
'cause it was four wheel drive
Instead he got terribly stuck
2006-08-04 20:41:23 · answer #2 · answered by Aurthor D 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ended wondering the lost truck
2006-08-04 20:40:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
crashed into a mail box and sued the city the next day.
2006-08-04 21:11:51 · answer #4 · answered by Guess who 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
must be driving a dodge, cuz they are the only ones worth buying
2006-08-04 21:11:00 · answer #5 · answered by dodge_girl100 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
must be a ford runs over a dodge
2006-08-04 21:31:03 · answer #6 · answered by trip_shan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ended up screwing a duck hehe check ya later â¥
2006-08-04 20:27:55 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a woman with new pair of shoes
2006-08-04 20:30:41 · answer #8 · answered by MuS 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he ended up saying what the f*ck
2006-08-04 20:31:41 · answer #9 · answered by AvesPro 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and had it stolen by me when he looked the other way.
2006-08-04 23:03:11 · answer #10 · answered by RuneWitchSakura1988 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋