Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time,
which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet.
He also ate very little, which made him rather frail
and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him .....
A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
2006-08-04 11:52:19 · 14 answers · asked by Puppy Zwolle 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
okay this is a cute bad joke..
A bear and a rabbit were taking a crap in the woods.
The bear said to the rabbit :
" Do you have trouble with Crap sticking to your fur?"
" no" the rabbit said
so the bear wiped his butt with the Rabbit.
told you it was bad yet cute lol
2006-08-04 12:12:41 · answer #1 · answered by officeofimpressions 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes ... Johnny Carson made this contribution to comedy, which is followed to this day by Letterman/Leno: do a REALLY bad joke, and then just mug and look embarrassed at the audience. With a good comedian, it also makes the good material better.
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2006-08-04 11:59:22 · answer #2 · answered by robabard 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why'd you asked this interior the wrestling section? do not you comprehend that SpongeBob is waiting for the possibility of a life-time to get SquidWard from SquidWard's bath to SpongeBob's mattress? i comprehend, that sounds very incorrect, yet it quite is the 1st subject i think of as quickly as I see SpongeBob worry SquidWard interior the hot and terrible Adventures of SpongeBob SquarePants.
2016-12-11 06:54:13 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Definitely.
Oh, and I remember some long time ago. One of my students told me a REALLY bad joke which made absolutely NO ONE laugh but myself. And I didn't do it out of pity! LOL
Oh well :)
2006-08-04 11:57:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mama tomato, Papa tomato and Baby tomato were out for a walk, but Baby was lagging behind. Papa got tired of having to wait and wait for him to keep pace with them. Finally, Papa Tomato lost his temper and went and stomped Baby Tomato until there was nothing left of him but red pulp on the sidewalk. "There," he said. "That ought to make you catchup."
Laugh! or I'll tell it again!
2006-08-04 12:03:31 · answer #5 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quite witty there, lol.
Yes bad yet good is right.
2006-08-04 12:09:42 · answer #6 · answered by Kamikazeâ?ºKid 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-08-04 11:58:20 · answer #7 · answered by not at home 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha lol, that is pretty smart. yes you are right
2006-08-04 12:03:12 · answer #8 · answered by butterfly*effect 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ITS ALRIGHT PRETTY GOOD IF U MADE IT UP
2006-08-04 11:57:05 · answer #9 · answered by yakayakayaka1234 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad not bad
2006-08-04 11:57:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋