Finish Nursery Rhyme; There was an old woman who lived in a boot.....?

Question

I KNOW the original version was a shoe. NO challenge there, this one lived in a boot...go for it!

Answer 1

There was an old woman who lived in a boot,
Who muttered, "My husband's a crazy old coot.
I took him to bed for some good naked fun;
He laid back and said, 'Wake me up when you're done.'"

Answer 2

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Answer 3

There was an old woman who lived in a boot,
She had a huge garden and grew lots of fruit.
The people in town thought she was a crazy coot,
But they came by the millions to taste her sweet suet.

Answer 4

There was an old woman who lived in a boot.
She had only one shoe for her left foot.
She walked on her right and didn't look
Where she stepped and then yelled, "Shoot!"
When she stepped on a nail, in a rusty rail
And off to the doctor, she went
And now her right foot is in a splint.

Answer 5

She lived in a shoe not a boot....................................
There was an old lady that lived in a shoe she had so many children she didn't know what to do. She gave them some broth
without any bread, whipped them all soundly and put them to bed.

Answer 6

There was an old woman who lived in a boot
She had so many children that wern't very cute.
She washed their faces and fed them fruit
And dressed them each in a skirt or suit;
...But alas, they were still just as ugly.

Answer 7

it's there was an old woman who lived in a shoe, had so many children, she didn't know what to do

then it's sumthin like got so angry, and sent them to bed, without and broth or bread

Answer 8

she bought a .380 and learned how to shoot.
she robbed the bank,
then walked the plank
and got away with the loot.

Answer 9

She had so many children, she didn't know what to do, she gave them all gravy spooned over bread, spanked them all soundly and sent them to bed.

Answer 10

LMAO at Turtle Girl's...sorry, I am not very creative with rhymes!

Answer 11

everyone said she was an old coot
I'd finish the story but the point would be moot!