Imagine its 1986 & the wwf is having a cage match between Hogan & Jesus . . No tagteam advantage for Hogan . . no superpowers for Jesus . . just man on man gay wrestling... WHO WOULD WIN? p.s. no rematches either.
2006-08-04 11:56:41 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What's this 'gay' wrestling stuff, huh? If you mean it in the sense of being faked, all right, but don't try to pretend that there's anything homosexual about Jesus!
Now, as far as your question goes, Jesus is tough. He was a carpenter, right? He had to get up early in the morning, walk out of town to where the trees were, chop some down, trim off the branches, saw them into boards and then use the donkey to drag them back to town.
(What, you thought the donkey was so He could ride? Did you think He drove His pickup truck down to Plywood Ranch and threw a few dozen sheets of particle board into the bed? Did you think He cut it all up with His Husqvarna chainsaw? Nope. Hand tools only, for Jesus. He was a mass of muscle! That's why these Sunday School pictures that make him look all girly and skinny make me laugh! Chop, saw, drill, drive spikes, and sand until smooth. He had the course in aerobics, all right!)
2006-08-04 12:11:21 · answer #1 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hulk Hogan 1986
2016-10-18 11:51:05 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus
2006-08-04 11:59:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus duhu
2006-08-04 12:00:34 · answer #4 · answered by Earl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
jesus dad would make the difference. Definately Jesus
2006-08-04 12:02:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus would KILL Hogan!
2006-08-04 12:03:28 · answer #6 · answered by Jim F 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As much as I like the Hulkster
Jesus will always win
2006-08-04 12:00:16 · answer #7 · answered by Binky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hulk hogan for sure
2006-08-04 12:00:04 · answer #8 · answered by butterfly*effect 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HOW DARE U COMPARE A WRESTILING OLD GUY TO WONDERFUL JESUS!!! NO MATTER WHAT JESUS WINS NO DOUBTS ABOUT THAT!!! WOULD U WIN ANSWER THAT!!!!!
2006-08-04 12:04:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hogan by far.... and thanks for the funny picture of that...haha
2006-08-04 12:01:51 · answer #10 · answered by Big J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋