Best Joke gets a best answer
2006-08-04 13:59:54 · 10 answers · asked by Wocka wocka 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A Drunken Man Staggered In To A Catholic Church
A drunken man staggered in to a Catholic church and sat down in
the confession box, but said nothing. The bewildered priest coughed to
attract his attention, but still the man said nothing. The priest then
knocked on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to
speak. Finally, the drunk replied, "No use knockin' mate, there ain't no
paper in this one either."
2006-08-04 14:03:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come in to the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?"
The man said, "Yeah, I've come to activate your phone lines."
2006-08-04 21:03:50 · answer #2 · answered by Billy Talent 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A guy goes out to get his newspaper. There's a snail sitting on top of the newspaper, so he picks it up and throws it as far as he can. He goes on about his day and doesn't give the snail another thought.
Two years go by.
He goes to get his newspaper on another morning, and lo and behold, there sits the same snail. The snail looks up at him and says "What the f**k did you do that for??"
2006-08-04 21:03:48 · answer #3 · answered by I Know Nuttin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two kids are in Sunday School. A girl who keeps falling asleep sits next to a boy with his pen out.
The teacher asks, "Who created heaven and earth?" The boy pokes the girl in the side with his pen.
"God almighty!" yells the girl.
"Very good!" says the teacher. The girl starts to snooze off again.
The teacher asks, "Who died for our sins?" The boy pokes her with his pen again.
"Jesus Christ!" yelled the girl.
"Very good." The girl goes off to sleep again.
The teacher asks, "What did Eve say to Adam after having their 26th kid?" The boy pokes her with the pen again.
The girl yells, "If you put that thing into me one more time, I swear I'll break it in half!"
The teacher fainted.
2006-08-04 22:39:14 · answer #4 · answered by RuneWitchSakura1988 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How did Germany Invade Poland ?
They marched in backwards, and told them that they were leaving !
2006-08-04 21:07:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
eha I'm funny I'm so funny I"m funnier then me,i make my self laugh just thinking how funny i I'm,why are you laughing did i say something funny.
2006-08-04 21:09:46 · answer #6 · answered by what is the good word? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i know i am not funny so i aint even going to try
2006-08-04 21:02:53 · answer #7 · answered by Jessica S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes i think i am
2006-08-04 21:09:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, I'm an ARISTOCRAT.
2006-08-04 21:04:08 · answer #9 · answered by Justin Case 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah why
2006-08-04 21:03:10 · answer #10 · answered by chaston c 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋