Obsessed With Sex?

Question

A man goes to a Psychologist and says, "Doc I got a real problem, I can't stop thinking about sex."

The Psychologist says, "Well let's see what we can find out", and pulls out his ink blots. "What is this a picture of?" he asks.

The man turns the picture upside down then turns it around and states, "That's a man and a woman on a bed making love."

The Psychologist says, "very interesting," and shows the next picture. "And what is this a picture of?"

The man looks and turns it in different directions and says, "That's a man and a woman on a bed making love."

The Psychologists tries again with the third ink blot, and asks the same question, "What is this a picture of?"

The patient again turns it in all directions and replies, "That's a man and a woman on a bed making love."

The Psychologist states, "Well, yes, you do seem to be obsessed with sex."

"Me!?" demands the patient. "You're the one who keeps showing me the dirty pictures!"

Answer 1

LOL.
Funny, Loved it.

Answer 2

Good one! Which reminds me of this:-

One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently tapped his wife on the shoulder and started rubbing her arm. His wife turned over and said, "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh."

Her husband, rejected, turned over and tried to sleep. A few minutes later, he rolled back over and tapped his wife again. This time he whispered in her ear, "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"

Answer 3

yeah... i've heard it before the funny thing is i was just thinking about this one today hehe ♥

Answer 4

funny but i'm obsessed with sex too.

Answer 5

haha, thats a bit funny. but it wasnt that funny cuz i expected that answer. thanks 4 tha 2!

Answer 6

hahahah lol

Answer 7

weeeeeeee.nice one

Answer 8

very funny!!!!

Answer 9

HAHAHAHAAHAHA

Answer 10

LOL.