10 points to..................?

Question

whoever can give me the best line, "the phrase that pays" something you always catch yourself saying.........

mine is i'm gonna kick you in the throat, and who the hell

Answer 1

i dont have a clue what your talking about. sorry

Answer 2

Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette. It started to rain, so the old lady reached into her purse, took out a condom, cut off the tip and slipped it over her cigarette and continued to smoke.

Her friend saw this and said, "Hey that's a good idea! But, what is that thing you put over your cigarette?"

The other old lady said, "It's a condom."

"A condom? Where do you get those?"

The lady with the cigarette told her friend that you could purchase condoms at the pharmacy. When the two old ladies arrived downtown, the old lady with all the
questions went into the pharmacy and asked the pharmacist if he sold condoms. The pharmacist said yes, but looked a little surprised that this old woman was interested in condoms, so he asked her, "What size do you want?"

The old lady thought for a minute and said, "One that will fit a Camel."

Answer 3

To Me

For f**king you nicely

Its 10 out of 10

Answer 4

if family or friends call me while im at work i always say "ive got to go im very important and very busy!" Im neither of those 2 but i cant help myself its annoying. I also say "youve got to speculate to accumalate" why why do i do it to myself and others.

Answer 5

I'm way to stoned to drive to the devils house.

Answer 6

What in F***s name are u doing?
Wats up Bit**?
damn right
who do you think u talkin to

Answer 7

Do you like movies about gladiators?

Answer 8

yes mine is-
common sense is very uncommon in u!

Answer 9

http://www.extremefunnypictures.com/funnypic1040.htm

Answer 10

in pure exasperation .. 'for the love of chuff'

Answer 11

Do you want to Supersize that?