why do women love circumcised cocks? because they cant ******* resist anything with 10% off....
2006-08-04 23:24:27 · 21 answers · asked by madmarie666@btinternet.com 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you are a CUT above the rest!
thanks FOUR the joke!
but your aSKIN for trouble?
damn im too good!
2006-08-06 22:50:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol here's a joke for you Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette. It started to rain, so the old lady reached into her purse, took out a condom, cut off the tip and slipped it over her cigarette and continued to smoke.
Her friend saw this and said, "Hey that's a good idea! But, what is that thing you put over your cigarette?"
The other old lady said, "It's a condom."
"A condom? Where do you get those?"
The lady with the cigarette told her friend that you could purchase condoms at the pharmacy. When the two old ladies arrived downtown, the old lady with all the
questions went into the pharmacy and asked the pharmacist if he sold condoms. The pharmacist said yes, but looked a little surprised that this old woman was interested in condoms, so he asked her, "What size do you want?"
The old lady thought for a minute and said, "One that will fit a Camel."
2006-08-05 06:36:44 · answer #2 · answered by heidielizabeth69 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-08-05 07:04:28 · answer #3 · answered by raashi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha.........great one..........
here is one for you.........have fun
Three honeymoon couples find themselves in adjacent rooms in a hotel.
As they are getting undressed, the first man says to his wife, "What huge buttocks!" Much offended, she threw him into the corridor.
The second man, also undressing, says to his wife, "Christ! What huge ****!."
She is also greatly offended and throws him out into the corridor.
Several minutes later, the third newlywed husband arrives in the corridor as well.
The other two ask, "What happened? Did you put your foot in it?"
"No, but I could have!" the third man replied.
2006-08-05 12:01:05 · answer #4 · answered by MK 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a 3 incher my girl
2006-08-07 19:59:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny and why are people `so miserable and cant take a joke (hence the first 2 answers)
2006-08-05 06:29:35 · answer #6 · answered by Kelly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok cheeesy joke here for you how many animals can you fit in a condom???
A. a **** and a few hares!!!!!
i thought was really funny when i was told it by my mum sad eh
2006-08-05 06:29:28 · answer #7 · answered by welshwife 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it but 10%? You must date men with very small packages!
2006-08-05 06:27:21 · answer #8 · answered by Gypsie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no shait man!! circumcision only takes the nip of the penus, you must have a very small one to thinks it consists of 10%
2006-08-05 06:43:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeehaw...thought I was out of luck with only 9" left...Thanks
2006-08-05 06:28:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋