Jokes & Riddles - July 2006

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2006-07-21 13:36:50 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

any websites that have like love poems or mostly like cute little quotes?thank you!!!!

2006-07-21 13:28:22 · 2 answers · asked by tweedle dee 2

It was in the 1800's. There was a wooden warship out on the ocean. The guy up in the crow's nest yelled down to the captain, "One enemy ship on the horizon!" The captain yelled to the first mate, "Bring me... my red shirt." So the first mate did, and the battle started. Not a single sailor from their ship was lost. After a while the first mate asked the captain, "Why did you want me to bring you your red shirt?" The captain said, "That way, if I'm wounded, the will blend in and my crew won't notice and will keep fighting." The next day, the guy up in the crow's nest yells down to the captain, "Twenty enemy ships on the horizon!" The captain yelled to the first mate, "Bring me... my brown pants."

2006-07-21 13:20:49 · 25 answers · asked by Brian.E 2

I would like "yo mama's so arrogant..." I've never hard that one before...

2006-07-21 12:39:22 · 8 answers · asked by Mira Bella 3

i was runing in the yard with a stick ,and i fell driving the stick through both testties .
should i go to the hospital or,should i just add some oinons pepers and mushrooms and have a kabob

2006-07-21 12:37:55 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

for example cyberspace and blogs ,such as that

2006-07-21 12:00:07 · 6 answers · asked by Janis G 5

At the races, the trainer fed a couple of sugar lumps to the horse.
The Duke of Norfolk, who was officiating, saw him do it and rushed over.
Now look here, what did you feed that racehorse?
The trainer said
Just a couple of sugar lumps your Grace. Here, I've got some more, I'll have one and you have one.
The Duke and the trainer ate their sugar lumps.
The Duke said, Mmn, sugar. Well, that's fine. Horse racing is the sport of kings- We don't want any hanky panky. Carry on.
When the Duke had wandered off, the trainer said to the jockey
Right, rein him tight until you get to the last furlong, okay? Then, let him have his head and he'll fly to the winning post. Nobody will pass him, unless it's me or the Duke of Norfolk.

2006-07-21 11:51:36 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-21 11:46:24 · 19 answers · asked by kitten lover3 7

tell me how i blow the world?

2006-07-21 11:38:25 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

This should be an easy one

2006-07-21 11:33:06 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

in a certain country dumb people are allowed to travel on air for free so four friends pretended to be dumb and were able to beat the immigration officers. there was one of them who was fond of saying thank u so when they were about leaving, he said thnk u to one officer and he was arrested. another felt so sorry for his friend so he asked him, why did you talk? he was also busted. third one thinking he was fast said oh thank i did not talk he was also busted immediately. when he was being taken away and he thought the fourth one had cheated them, he said to the officers, "that man is not dumb" the officers did not mind him and so he kept on shouting. the 4th person got annoid and shouted at the top of his voice, "who told you am not dumb" he was also arrested. now tell me which one of them is the most foolish

2006-07-21 11:10:01 · 23 answers · asked by sirwanzam 2

They tast like chicken,lol...

2006-07-21 11:08:15 · 11 answers · asked by what is the good word? 4

2006-07-21 10:56:23 · 15 answers · asked by jmonster_2005 1

ill give you 10 points if you make me laugh.

2006-07-21 10:37:40 · 16 answers · asked by All4Christ 4

You wanna piece of me?

H to the IZZo...

2006-07-21 10:30:10 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-21 10:10:12 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous

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2006-07-21 10:01:19 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-21 09:59:27 · 11 answers · asked by Moose 6

2006-07-21 09:52:34 · 13 answers · asked by Arnold 4

Who was the first person who did this, and where did they live?

2006-07-21 09:44:58 · 4 answers · asked by Moose 6

2006-07-21 09:31:29 · 7 answers · asked by JOHNNY D 3

One day, whilst cleaning her young sons bedroom, a mother finds a sado-masochist mag on top of his wardrobe. Not quite sure of how she should confront him about it, she keeps hold of the mag untill her husband gets home from work. Slowly, he flicks through the pictures of leather clad women brandishing whips, chains and the like, before handing it back to his wife without a word.
"So" she says, exasperated, "What do you think we should do about this?"
The husband looks at her solomnly, "Well" he says,"If I were you, I wouldn't spank him."


A Farmer walks in to his bedroom with a Sheep under his arm., where his wife is in bed,he says;
''This is the pig I have to make love too when you don't feel like it''
The wife replies;
''I think you'll find it's a sheep.''
The farmer answers;
''I think you'll find I was talking to the Sheep''

2006-07-21 09:25:19 · 19 answers · asked by postypaul 3

there may be more but I have 10 words with 3 letters or more from the word -community

2006-07-21 09:20:14 · 11 answers · asked by Janis G 5

2006-07-21 09:14:45 · 17 answers · asked by The Devil 1

OK.... what is taller than the sky, can break a diamond, dead people eat it, and if we eat it we die??

--hurry be the first to 10 points.

2006-07-21 09:13:37 · 11 answers · asked by Rich 2

to make me smile. i'm sooooo bored. and please don't put anything perverted! nice and clean please.
thank you!!

2006-07-21 09:04:50 · 28 answers · asked by nikki -nicole 3

2006-07-21 08:57:42 · 16 answers · asked by dalmation60 3

1. marsha gets syphilis
2. greg gets incurable acne
3. jan gets pregnant
4. cindys hair falls out from over bleaching
5. sam is caught in bed with bobby
6. cindy loses her lisp
7. alice is convicted of child molestation
8. peter stops looking like a girl
9. tiger is put down for mauling a baby to death
10. carol and mike partner swap with the next door neighbors

2006-07-21 08:49:51 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-21 08:43:13 · 7 answers · asked by whateva 4

2006-07-21 08:35:25 · 25 answers · asked by hichefheidi 6