Heard this one from my stable?

Question

At the races, the trainer fed a couple of sugar lumps to the horse.
The Duke of Norfolk, who was officiating, saw him do it and rushed over.
Now look here, what did you feed that racehorse?
The trainer said
Just a couple of sugar lumps your Grace. Here, I've got some more, I'll have one and you have one.
The Duke and the trainer ate their sugar lumps.
The Duke said, Mmn, sugar. Well, that's fine. Horse racing is the sport of kings- We don't want any hanky panky. Carry on.
When the Duke had wandered off, the trainer said to the jockey
Right, rein him tight until you get to the last furlong, okay? Then, let him have his head and he'll fly to the winning post. Nobody will pass him, unless it's me or the Duke of Norfolk.

Answer 1

LOL I like that one never heard it before.

Answer 2

haha.........that is so funny!.......

Check this one:

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher
picked him to answer a question. "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting
on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?"

"None.", replied Johnny,"cause the rest would fly away."

"Well, the answer is four," said the teacher. "But I like the way you are
thinking."

Little Johnny said, "I have a question for you now. If there were three women
eating ice cream cones in a shop, one licking her cone, the second biting her
cone, and the third one sucking her cone, which one is married?

"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone?"

"No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger.
But I like the way you're thinking!"

Answer 3

Thats the best I've heard in a while
Thanks for the laugh

Answer 4

don`t know which I like best yours or gilmore` s
It`s a tie KEEP EM COMMING

Thanks for the LAUGH

Answer 5

sugar powerful winner

Answer 6

I like that one!

Answer 7

Is there a questioin here?

Answer 8

good one . both of em