to make me smile. i'm sooooo bored. and please don't put anything perverted! nice and clean please.
thank you!!
2006-07-21 09:04:50 · 28 answers · asked by nikki -nicole 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nikki Nicole
Is on a Roll
She's the baddest ish
She has one wish
To laugh all day
Hey Hey Hey
And party tonight
Cause she's looking right!
Nikki Nicole, I gotta go for a while
But, I hope I made you smile!
2006-07-21 09:19:09 · answer #1 · answered by adjoadjo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
In the beginning, The Lord God Almighty, sitting on His throne on high, turned to His mate, the Archangel Gabriel and said "Gabby, today I'm going to create Scotland. I will make it a country of dark beautiful mountains, purple glens and rich green forests. I will give it clear swift flowing rivers and I will fill them with salmon. The land shall be lush and fertile, on which the people shall grow barley to brew into an amber nectar that will be much sought after the world over. Underneath the land I shall lay rich seams of coal.
In the waters around the shores there will be an abundance of fish and beneath the sea bed there will be vast deposits of oil and gas".
"Excuse me Sire", interrupted the Archangel Gabriel, "Don't you think you are being a bit too generous to these Scots"?
"Not really", replied the Lord, "wait 'til you see the neighbours I'm giving them".
2006-07-21 17:01:41 · answer #2 · answered by simi1808 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the officer peered through the driver's window, he was astounded to find that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting. The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to the driver, "Pull over!" at the top of his lungs. "No!" the blonde yelled back, "Scarf!"
HOPE YOU LIKE IT!
2006-07-21 16:08:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hello I hope that you have a wonder day and that you get some one who can make you smile smiling is good and it is lovely to see a female smile makes them look so beauitful like a rose have a great day and hope this helps some
2006-07-21 16:10:02 · answer #4 · answered by white_wizard 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Grandpa
A grandson came to visit his grandparents and noticed his grandfather sitting on the porch in the rocker, wearing only a shirt, naked from
the waist down.
"Grandpa, whatcha' doing? You're weenie's out in the wind for all to see!" he exclaimed.
Grandpa looked off in the distance, not answering.
"Grandpa, whatcha' doin' sitting out here with nothing on below the waist?" he asked again.
Grandpa looked at him and said, "Last week I sat here with no shirt on and got a stiff neck.
This is grandma's idea..."
2006-07-22 04:19:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The President, First Lady and Dick Cheney were
> flying on Air Force One.
>
> George looked at Laura, chuckled and said, "You
> know, I could throw a
> $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make
> somebody very happy."
>
> Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could
> throw ten $100
> bills out of the window and make ten people very
> happy."
>
> Cheney added, "That being the case, I could throw
> one hundred $10
> bills out of the window and make a hundred people
> very happy."
>
> Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes
> and said to his
> co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there. Hell, I could
> throw all of them
> out of the window and make 56 million people very
> happy.
2006-07-21 16:17:57 · answer #6 · answered by nichellecomicbookgirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whats the Diffenence between kinky and perverted?
Kinky is when you tickle your girl friends *** with a feather.
Perverted is when you use the whole chicken...
2006-07-21 16:14:31 · answer #7 · answered by car4423 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a dirty joke and a clean joke.
A boy fell in the mud.
Then the boy took a bath.
3:11pm
2006-07-21 16:12:24 · answer #8 · answered by ~Sheila~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK girl when i was five i took the roof off my dad dog House. it that funny. when i was six i took my dad brand new lawnmower apart. he was mad but i just fined it funny.i have lots of funny stuff if you would like to here more just email me. i done some stupied thing while i was growing up. god bless. hi_c_boy@yahoo.com
2006-07-21 16:10:38 · answer #9 · answered by Chris Bell 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you know how an idiot takes a bubble bath? The idiot sits in a mud puddle and farts.
Know how an idiot takes a shower? The idiot pisses into the wind....
2006-07-21 16:22:27 · answer #10 · answered by highendsystems 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋