2006-07-21 11:46:24 · 19 answers · asked by kitten lover3 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I heard this one about 35 years ago.
2006-07-21 11:52:22 · update #1
The answer-- Be nice to him :)
2006-07-21 13:27:50 · update #2
Take him to lunch and promise shopping the next day.
2006-07-21 11:50:47 · answer #1 · answered by dogsrwork 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. write your number on the fruit
2. give the fruit a phone
3. wait
4. if the fruit does not call eat it and repeat steps 1-3 with a different fruit
2006-07-21 18:50:08 · answer #2 · answered by deadly_donkey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Say Hello and the fruit will reply!
2006-07-21 20:49:09 · answer #3 · answered by kitty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you get a fruit to call you what ?
2006-07-21 19:49:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eat a lot of peaches and have a seat on the nearest throne.
2006-07-21 18:50:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
any fruit will show up if you just tell them Johnny Depp will be there...i'm not a fruit, but i'd show up if you say the phrase "Johnny Depp MIGHT be there" not 'will' just the 'might'
2006-07-21 20:22:56 · answer #6 · answered by kevinsk_baby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no clue thnx for 2 pionts
2006-07-21 19:01:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ask a gay guy to and a fruit will.
2006-07-21 18:49:57 · answer #8 · answered by annie_4ever 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dress like a man and give another man your number
2006-07-21 18:50:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do You mean by "Fruit"?
2006-07-21 18:49:47 · answer #10 · answered by M L 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋