how i blow the world?

Question

tell me how i blow the world?

Answer 1

Just do it one d-i-c-k at a time.

Answer 2

And I’m doing my “business.” Lest this vagueness make room for nasty minds, it's just a bio-dump. But hey, some start blowing world in hidden places such as this. But ah-hrrm. I'll leave you to figure it out.

But see, when I walked in, there’s this soldier, in his new desert camou’s, A- whatever you call em’s. He’s on the cell phone. Here’s the scene, from my perspective in the stall:

(Someone sits in the stall next to me. Big macho work boots. Oh boy, I sense some chili grits and ham **** going down. My own bowels are working, only it’s kind of a messy liquid flatulation.)

Soldier’s voice: “Yeah, honey, I’m at Walmart. (Sound of work boots guy farting, **** splashing down).

Soldier’s voice: “I’m getting an oil change.” (My own **** splooshes, with an accompanying long gassy flabby fart. My stall neighbor flushes his tank).

(Soldier’s voice trails off, as he finally figures to take his conversation).

O.K. People. Wtf? I mean, you wanna have a little talk on the phone with your wife. But for the love of Pete! People! Take it somewhere ELSE! Where maybe you can enjoy the “intimacy” of your “chat” away from defacating strangers and flushing toilets.

Meanwhile, you might just combine a little wireless technology in your quest to blow world. I applaud you with one hand, brother. One hand clapping, for the benefit of those nasty minds in the peanut gallery.

Copyright 2006. Cafegroundzero.

Answer 3

Get a ******** it will work

Answer 4

Sneeze

Answer 5

How much time you got? It's gonna be a long line.

Answer 6

Take a deep breath (^.~)

Answer 7

Same as the rest of us .........GET ON YOUR KNEES BABY!!!!!

Answer 8

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