2 of my funniest jokes what do you think?

Question

One day, whilst cleaning her young sons bedroom, a mother finds a sado-masochist mag on top of his wardrobe. Not quite sure of how she should confront him about it, she keeps hold of the mag untill her husband gets home from work. Slowly, he flicks through the pictures of leather clad women brandishing whips, chains and the like, before handing it back to his wife without a word.
"So" she says, exasperated, "What do you think we should do about this?"
The husband looks at her solomnly, "Well" he says,"If I were you, I wouldn't spank him."


A Farmer walks in to his bedroom with a Sheep under his arm., where his wife is in bed,he says;
''This is the pig I have to make love too when you don't feel like it''
The wife replies;
''I think you'll find it's a sheep.''
The farmer answers;
''I think you'll find I was talking to the Sheep''

Answer 1

lmafreakinO!! that is so funny! :o : Check these one:

There was an older man that was married to a much younger woman, and he was having trouble lasting long enough in bed.
So he went to the doctor and was told he should please himself before having sex and he would last longer.
One day as 5 o'clock rolls around, he gets a call from his wife who says she's very horny. On his way home,
he remembers what the doctor said and decides to jerk it before he gets home. He thinks,
"Well, I can't do it in the car, but if I get under it I can pretend I'm fixing my car."
So he gets under the car, closes his eyes, and starts jerkin it. A few minutes later,
there's a tug at his pants leg. In order to keep the image of his beautiful wife, he doesn't open his eyes,
but just hollars, "Yeah?" "I'm Officer Brown. What are you doing down there?" "Well, officer, I'm checking my axle;
I think it's come lose." "Well, mister, while you're down there, you might wanna check your brakes; your car's 2 blocks down the road crashed into a tree."


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Two friends were camping out one night, when all of the sudden one of them jumps up screaming,
"A SNAKE JUST BIT ME ON THE TIP OF MY PENIS!!".
The other friend said, "don't worry, I am going to town to find a doctor, I will be right back!".
So he goes to town, and finally finds a doctor.
"Doctor!! My friend just got bit by a snake!!!" the friend says.
"It's ok", the doctor says, "all you have to do is suck the poison out.".
The friend says thank you, and runs back to the camp site. The injured friends asks, "WHAT DID THE DOCTOR SAY? WHAT DID HE SAY?"
,the other friend replies, "doctor said you gonna die!"

Answer 2

kind of (well, really) perverted, but funny in that kind of way. I like the second one best. PS. Don't tell these to anyone younger than 13 at least :)

Answer 3

Very Good. The second one was the best.

Answer 4

O those were great... I really liked them, The 1st AND the 2nd one! The 2nd one was the best tho! I don't have any funny jokes!

Answer 5

lol those are fairly lovable!! there is one: Johnny went to college on wednesday and the instructor reported "ok type, from now till friday, we could have a question of the day. people who answer the question real won't might desire to come to college on monday." the class have been given very excited whilst the instructor reported "ok type, it fairly is time for the question of the day. what proportion grains of sand are on the coastline?" of path, no one knew the respond. day after on the instant, the instructor reported "ok type, it fairly is time for the question of the day. what proportion stars are in the sky?" And lower back, no one knew the respond. ultimately, Johnny grew to become into bored to death. He went domicile and devised a plan. He have been given a brown paper bag and placed some ping pong balls painted black interior. He placed the bag in his backpack and took it to college day after on the instant. He placed the brown paper bag in his table and whilst the instructor introduced "it fairly is time for the question of the day" He took the bag out of his table and spilled all the ping pong balls on the floor. the instructor reported angrily, "ok who's the comedian with the black balls?!" Johnny replied "invoice Cosby! Seeya on tuesday!!" * for you!!

Answer 6

I've heard the second one before in various forms. I don't think I've heard the first one, though.

Answer 7

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Pete and Repeat were on the fence. Pete fell off. Who remained on the fence?

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Pete and Repeat were on the fence. Pete fell off. Who remained on the fence?

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Pete and Repeat were on the fence. Pete fell off. Who remained on the fence?

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I was riding in a taxicab this morning and there was a female dispatcher on the two-way radio. She was dispatching the cabs to various addresses and the usual dispatch chatter was going on. Suddenly, the dispatcher asked? ... Michael Hunt, are you out there... Mike? Do you read me? ... Mike Hunt, Mike Hunt... Come in.... Come In... Come in Mike Hunt.

I don't know why this is so funny to me- it was just a cab ride.

I couldn't stop laughing. I think something shot out of my nose!

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Answer 8

I liked the second one much better.

Answer 9

the second one was better than the first

Answer 10

i liked the second one the first one i didnt think so much of