in a certain country dumb people are allowed to travel on air for free so four friends pretended to be dumb and were able to beat the immigration officers. there was one of them who was fond of saying thank u so when they were about leaving, he said thnk u to one officer and he was arrested. another felt so sorry for his friend so he asked him, why did you talk? he was also busted. third one thinking he was fast said oh thank i did not talk he was also busted immediately. when he was being taken away and he thought the fourth one had cheated them, he said to the officers, "that man is not dumb" the officers did not mind him and so he kept on shouting. the 4th person got annoid and shouted at the top of his voice, "who told you am not dumb" he was also arrested. now tell me which one of them is the most foolish
2006-07-21 11:10:01 · 23 answers · asked by sirwanzam 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that's funny --i think they are all foolish
2006-07-21 11:13:26 · answer #1 · answered by Kc 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I think all are dumb, CHeck this couple , They also want a free ride.......I hope you will like it !!!!!!!!
One day old man Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the Illinois State Fair. There is this man selling plane rides in his single prop show plane for $10 per person. Stumpy looks to Martha and says, "Martha, I think I really should try that." Martha replies, "I know you want to Stumpy, but we have a lot of bills, and you know the money is tight, and $10 is $10." So Stumpy goes without. Over the next few years they return every year, and the same thing, Stumpy wants to ride, but Martha says no money.
Finally, when Stumpy and Martha are both about 70 years old, Stumpy looks to Martha, and says, "Martha, I'm 70 now, and I don't know if I'll ever get the chance again, so I just have to be naughty and have a ride in that there airplane." Martha replies in the same old fashion, and Stumpy kind of slumps down. The pilot is standing near by and overhears the conversation...
The pilot pipes up, "Excuse me folks, I couldn't help but hear your situation, and I have a deal for you. I'll take both of you up together, and if you can both make the entire trip without saying a word, or even making the slightest sound, I'll give the ride for free. But if either of you make a sound, its $10 each." Well, Martha and Stumpy look at each other, and agree to take the ride.
The pilot takes them up, and starts to do loop de loops, twists, dives, climbs and spins. No sound. The pilot lands the plane, looks back at Stumpy and says, "Sir, I have to hand it to ya, you didn't make even the slightest sound and that was my best stuff." Stumpy looks back at the pilot and says, "Well, I was gonna say something when Martha fell out, but $10 is $10!"
2006-07-21 12:01:28 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Third.
The first one had good manners, which are not foolish things to have.
The Second felt sorry for the first, so talked I guess on purpose so the first wouldn't have to go down alone, showing he was a good guy, which is not foolish to be
The fourth talked because he was angry, so it wasn't really his fault, to be honest it was the third's man's fault.
The third is the most foolish because he was the only guy not to have a reason of talking, except stupidity, also he seems to be a jerk, telling on the fourth like that.
Am I right?
(by the way, ur story's funny :)
2006-07-22 10:21:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The country, for allowing dumb people to fly for free. Wait, no, you say which one of them...meaning the four guys? So the country and immigration officers are out? Well...I say the third guy, because he thinks out loud and also gets someone else arrested on purpose.
2006-07-21 13:21:24 · answer #4 · answered by Joga Bonito 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 bleach and eight water? that is asumming the bathroom cleanser is already the mixure. The bleach isn't the bathroom cleanser neither is the water. notwithstanding the mixture of water and bleach is. I recommend 8 1xbleach + 4 water = 5( cleanser) 1xbleach + 4 water = 5 (cleanser) = 10 cleanser
2016-10-15 01:34:37 · answer #5 · answered by shoe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The country for letting dumb people fly free.
2006-07-21 12:29:26 · answer #6 · answered by Carrot to the max 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was there when this happened its a bit of a jumble what went on,
But if I remember rightly the really foolish one gave his name,
Now let me remember what was his name,
Wait a momment it will come to me,
AH! thats I remember His name was ghost hunter.
He really put the Willies up me
2006-07-21 11:54:07 · answer #7 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
None of them. If they had actually been foolish, they'd have got on the plane.
2006-07-21 11:26:20 · answer #8 · answered by A K F 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think the 4th man, but all was foolish, but the most foolish person is the 4th friend.
2006-07-21 11:54:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The last one definatly. Because he knew that if he talked he would be arrested, but he talked anyway.
2006-07-21 11:37:28 · answer #10 · answered by scotsurfgirl@sbcglobal.net 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the first one for saying thank you.
he spoiled everything
oh yeah infact all of them for answering when they could of just let the first one be busted and they go on thier way . so all of them are actually stupid
2006-07-21 11:14:54 · answer #11 · answered by keamar 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋