Jokes & Riddles - July 2006

Whoever gives the right anwer and a good anwser gets 10 points!!!

2006-07-22 09:14:17 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

OK so you are the driver of a bus 12 poeple get on and 6 get off. 8 more ppl get on 7 get off finally 3 ppl get on and 8 get off... What were the color of the bus drivers eyes?

2006-07-22 09:11:28 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

a guy is at the carnival and spots a carni with a very interesting deal... the deal is that if the carni can tell the guy his exact weight then the guy has to pay the carni $50, but if he cant then the guy get paid $50... the guy looks around and sees no scales... after the deal is over the carni is $50 richer. how?

2006-07-22 08:57:47 · 18 answers · asked by babii xo gurl 1

i like swish orange mon! and woosh blue mon!
also i like chong twerquios mon!

2006-07-22 08:53:49 · 18 answers · asked by f(*&k;'jk;hjk;u65rhj76!@ui 5 1

2006-07-22 08:45:44 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous 3

1. What can reflects but you can't see it?
2. It's the most preciuos thing on Earth, it's enough but it always ends for us

2006-07-22 08:35:26 · 15 answers · asked by Soso 3

has anyone ever smelled moth balls?if so how did you get its legs spread apart?

2006-07-22 08:17:13 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

17. christmas shopping can be accomplished on christmas eve, for 25 relatives, in twenty minutes
18. one mood, all the time
19. men dont have to pretend theyre "freshening up" to go to the toilet
20. men never misconstrue innocuous statements to mean that their lover is about to leave them
21. men understand why dumb and dumber is funny
22. men can sit with their knees apart no matter what theyre wearing
23. phone conversations are over in thirty seconds flat
24. men never have to worry about a glass ceiling
25. men dont have to clean their flat if the meter reader is coming
26. men dont need anyone else to open jars for them
27. a man only requires six items in his bathroom: a razor, shaving cream, toothbrush, toothpaste, soap and a towel. the average women has around 370 items in her bathroom. the average man would be unable to identify most of these
28.three pair of shoes are enough for any man
29. men dont have to take a support group when they go to the toilet

2006-07-22 08:11:40 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-22 08:03:00 · 14 answers · asked by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5

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2006-07-22 07:49:29 · 6 answers · asked by Mr G.Spot 1

2006-07-22 07:44:15 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-22 07:40:25 · 18 answers · asked by linback_1970 2

2006-07-22 07:38:26 · 9 answers · asked by Bongo 2

adventurous=has had more partners then you ever will
artist=unreliable
athletic=flat chested
beautifal=pathological liar
contagious smile=bring your own penicillian
emotionally secure=medicated
enjoys art and opera=snob
exotic beauty=would frighten a martian
feminist=fat, ball buster
free spirit=substance user
friendship first=trying to live down reputation as s-l-u-t
fun=annoying
gentle=comatose
in transition=needs new sugar daddy to pay bills
looks younger=if viewed from far away in bad light
loves travel=if your paying
loves animals=cat lady
mature=will not let you treat her like a farm animal in bed like last boyfriend did
new age=hair all over
old fashioned=lights out, missionary position only
open minded=desperate
poet=depressive schizophrenic
professional=b-i-t-c-h
redhead=uses hair dye
reubenesque=hugely fat
romantic=looks better in candlelight
self employed=jobless
special=took the short school bus
spiritual=involved with a cult
tall, thin=anorexic

2006-07-22 07:38:22 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-22 07:34:45 · 12 answers · asked by dermisil 2

A blonde woman was standing at the pop machine; she put in her money and pressed the Coke button and out came a can of Coke. She looked at it and smiled. She took out a dollar, put it in the pop machine pressed the 7Up button and out came a can of 7Up. She looked at it and really started smiling. She put in the change from her dollar and pressed the Coke button again, out came another can of Coke. Then she was just beaming!

There was a man standing there watching her, and he finally went up to her and said, "What are you doing?" She looked at him and said, "Duh, I'm winning!"

2006-07-22 07:25:53 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

Please and thanx in advance.

2006-07-22 07:18:21 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-22 06:50:45 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-22 06:45:47 · 26 answers · asked by uuhyufcrersx 2

I like to rub them in my armpits before I eat them.

... Gross.

Whoever said "there's no wrong way to eat a Reese's" was grossly mistaken.

2006-07-22 06:41:16 · 16 answers · asked by Brianman3 3

2006-07-22 06:31:27 · 16 answers · asked by AtoZ 1

2006-07-22 06:31:22 · 15 answers · asked by I'm_gonna_bite_you 1

A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she cut off a truck driver. He motioned for her to pull over. When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the road and told the blonde to stand in the circle and not move.

He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats.

When he turned around she had a slight grin on her face, so he said, "Oh, you think that's funny? Watch this." He gets a baseball bat out of his truck and breaks every window in her car. When he turns and looks at her she has a smile on her face. He is getting really mad.

He gets his knife back out and slices all her tires. Now she's laughing. The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his truck and gets a can of gas, pours it on her car and sets it on fire. He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is about to fall down.

"What's so funny?" The truck driver asked the blonde.

She replied, "When you weren't looking, I stepped outside the circle 4 times."

2006-07-22 06:24:14 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous

yo momma so poor, i saw her walking down the street kicking a can, i asked her what she was doing she said movieing.

2006-07-22 06:22:59 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

BIRDSHIT

2006-07-22 06:20:21 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-22 06:18:54 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

1. dont worry about it. i dont mind you forgetting our anniversary
2. sre you sure youve had enough to drink?
3. im bored. lets have a threesome!
4. shouldnt you be down at the bar with your buddies?
5. that was a great fart! do another one!
6. ive decided to stop wearing clothes in the house
7. youre so sexy with a berr gut
8. id rather watch the game than go shopping
9. lets look at a girlie magazine
10. lets tape ourselves in bed tonight and show the guys tomorrow

2006-07-22 05:57:49 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-22 05:54:50 · 5 answers · asked by gautam s 1

What always runs but never walks,
often murmurs, never talks,
has a bed but never sleeps,
has a mouth but never eats?

2006-07-22 05:44:18 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

Can you figure these out?...
1) WWSF are always in season
2)OTTFFSSENTET work around the clock
3)CVS make a great triple dip
*Extra* :-)
4) DRMFSLTD strike the right chord

2006-07-22 05:34:56 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous