2006-07-22 08:03:00 · 14 answers · asked by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ladies and gentlemen, I humbly apologise for this outrageousness. but I was forced to. As you know there are some really weird dumbasses out there that want people to ask jokes, not tell them, yes ASK jokes. since I have no idea how such a thing may be accomplished, this is the only fitting way. This is also a reply to all of you who say
"WHERE IS THE QUESTION?" to a posted joke.
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2006-07-22 08:12:01 · update #1
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-The one who really loves you and no one else, don't let them think they love you! MUAH! lol
2006-07-22 08:40:30 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Oh yeah. In fact, I stole the joke, sent it to a joke book publishing company and made millions of dollars on it. Thanx!
2006-07-22 15:09:10 · answer #2 · answered by hobo6 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
o that was a great 1
2006-07-22 15:06:04 · answer #3 · answered by briley4242 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
INTERNATIONAL SIGNS
Cocktail lounge, Norway:
"LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR."
At a Budapest zoo:
"PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD, GIVE IT TO THE GUARD ON DUTY."
Doctors' office, Rome:
"SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES."
Dry cleaners, Bangkok:
"DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS."
In a Nairobi restaurant:
"CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER."
On an Indian River highway:
"TAKE NOTICE - WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE."
In a City restaurant:
"OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK AND WEEKENDS."
A sign seen on an automatic restroom hand dryer:
"DO NOT ACTIVATE WITH WET HANDS."
In a cemetery:
"PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY, BUT THEIR OWN, GRAVES."
Tokyo hotel's rules ad regulations:
"GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIORS IN BED."
On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:
"OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR."
In a Tokyo bar:
"SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS."
Hotel, Yugoslavia:
"THE FLATTENING OF UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE IS THE JOB OF THE CHAMBERMAID."
Hotel, Japan:
"YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID."
In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery:
"YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND SOVIET COMPOSERS, ARTISTS, AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY EXCEPT THURSDAY."
A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest:
"IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN ON OUR BLACK FOREST CAMPING SITE THAT PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT SEX, FOR INSTANCE MEN AND WOMEN, LIVE TOGETHER IN ONE TENT UNLESS THEY ARE MARRIED WITH EACH OTHER FOR THIS PURPOSE."
Hotel, Zurich:
"BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX IN THE BEDROOM, IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE LOBBY BE USED FOR THIS PURPOSE."
Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand:
"WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN ***?"
In the window on a Swedish furrier:
"FUR COATS MADE FOR LADIES FROM THEIR OWN SKIN."
The box of a clockwork toy made in Hong Kong:
"GUARANTEED TO WORK THROUGHOUT ITS USEFUL LIFE."
In a Swiss mountain inn:
"SPECIAL TODAY - NO ICE-CREAM."
Airline ticket office, Copenhagen:
"WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS."
A laundry in Rome:
"LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME."
In Year 1981
1. Prince Charles got married
2. Liverpool crowned Champions of Europe
3. Australia lost the Ashes
4. Pope Died
In Year 2005
1. Prince Charles got married (again)
2. Liverpool crowned Champions of Europe (again)
3. Australia lost the Ashes (again)
4. Pope Died (again)
Moral of the story -
In future, if Prince Charles decides to re-marry... please warn the Pope!
2006-07-22 15:13:23 · answer #4 · answered by sexydost123 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't hear it before,but it's beautiful,it sounds cute....hahahahaha
2006-07-22 15:09:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anti_Imperialism 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe u funny....ever thot of stand up???
2006-07-22 15:08:06 · answer #6 · answered by Lebby 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha, what was the punch line?
2006-07-22 15:06:39 · answer #7 · answered by steponme 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL ROFL LMAO HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
2006-07-22 15:12:08 · answer #8 · answered by ♥*~me~*♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old cow. milks not. next.
2006-07-22 15:06:37 · answer #9 · answered by pranesh81 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
muuuuuuuuuahahahahahahah...
2006-07-22 15:05:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋