17. christmas shopping can be accomplished on christmas eve, for 25 relatives, in twenty minutes
18. one mood, all the time
19. men dont have to pretend theyre "freshening up" to go to the toilet
20. men never misconstrue innocuous statements to mean that their lover is about to leave them
21. men understand why dumb and dumber is funny
22. men can sit with their knees apart no matter what theyre wearing
23. phone conversations are over in thirty seconds flat
24. men never have to worry about a glass ceiling
25. men dont have to clean their flat if the meter reader is coming
26. men dont need anyone else to open jars for them
27. a man only requires six items in his bathroom: a razor, shaving cream, toothbrush, toothpaste, soap and a towel. the average women has around 370 items in her bathroom. the average man would be unable to identify most of these
28.three pair of shoes are enough for any man
29. men dont have to take a support group when they go to the toilet
2006-07-22 08:11:40 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
more on the way
2006-07-22 08:11:53 · update #1
We only need 6 things in the bathroom? I agree with most, but I think I'd need to add toiletpaper. I ain't using the towel to wipe my butt
2006-07-22 08:22:27 · answer #1 · answered by TIceman99 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
30. Men like to read something when they go to the bathroom.
2006-07-22 15:16:21 · answer #2 · answered by Linda R 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
These are funny! Can't wait for the next 21!
2006-07-22 15:15:19 · answer #3 · answered by hobo6 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i am very offended (not)....come on...that is so stereotypical of u
2006-07-22 15:27:53 · answer #4 · answered by Alia M 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the 2 points.
2006-07-22 15:19:41 · answer #5 · answered by MAMA 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋