2006-07-22 06:45:47 · 26 answers · asked by uuhyufcrersx 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-07-22 06:47:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
9 Things I Hate About Stupid People
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.
I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours?
Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their a-s-s to search the entire room for the T.V. remote.
Because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look".
Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it?
Do people do this?
Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their a-s-s-e-s!
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?".
No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"
Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'.
Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it.
If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say "life is short".
What the hell??
Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!
What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?".
If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
2006-07-22 19:03:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
my name
2006-07-25 10:15:29 · answer #3 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A pig dressed like elves doing the hokey poky and eating a tub of lip stick.
2006-07-22 14:36:27 · answer #4 · answered by Brooke 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The story of the story of Everest.
It's a Mr Show skit from season four that made me laugh so hard I was crying. Bob and Dave are funny people. Find it if you can.
2006-07-22 13:48:04 · answer #5 · answered by Brianman3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i was with me m8s once and we saw a frog on the side of the road. he kept hopping in little bits, and we were wonderin whether we wantd him to make it or get run over. he got right to the end after dodging 3 cars, and then a big tanker zoomed past and ran him over! it made this massive bang coz his body just exploded, and we went ova an just pised ourselves laughin coz there was such a bad mess!
2006-07-22 13:56:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
when i accidently threw a bag of rubbish at my friends face 10 years ago and wet myself laughing...... I could not stop randomly laughing for weeks and still laugh when i think about it!!!!!
2006-07-22 13:48:34 · answer #7 · answered by smithyvh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
purple penguins r stealing my thoughts! ok, it's probably the most random thing I can think of, but it's still kind of funny :)
2006-07-22 17:12:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
someone said a few minutes ago that wanted a compensation because he/she was helping a fat person to cross the street and this person fell on top of him/her! lol!!!.....
hope oyu like it.. byee
2006-07-22 14:25:34 · answer #9 · answered by militastarg 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
4 some reason the word dutys make me laugh i mean i cant help it
2006-07-22 13:50:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When Bill Clinton said he "Did not have sexual relations with that woman".
2006-07-22 15:14:42 · answer #11 · answered by kman252 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋