Tell me ur best blonde jokes.?

Question

Please and thanx in advance.

Answer 1

A blond walks into an appliance store. She walks up to the salesman who is sitting behind a counter.
"I want to buy that television" She says and points behind him.
The salesman looks back and shakes his head.
"I'm sorry, but I don't sell things to blonde's." He says
The blond walks out angrily from the store.
The next day she goes to the salon and has her hair dyed red. Then she returns to the appliance store and tells the salesman that she wants the television that is behind him.
"I'm sorry but I don't sell things to blonde's." He says once again.
She walks out of the store once again angrily.
The next day she goes to the salon once again and dyes her hair black. Then she returns once again to the appliance store and asks the salesman to give her the television that is behind him.
"I'm sorry but I do not sell things to blonde's." He responds.
The blonde has had enough and angrily asks him:
"I have dyed my hair twice, how do you know that I am still a blonde?"
The salesman looks at her and says:
"Because that is not a television, its a microwave."

Answer 2

What's the only way to kill a blonde?


Put a Scratch-and-Sniff sticker at the bottom of the ocean and tell her to go smell it.
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There was a Blonde walking down the street. While she was walking, she saw an attractive man. She noticed that he had a nose ring and thought, "Darn, he's already married..."
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This isn't a blonde joke but, there was a man driving in the city. He came to a red light and blew right threw it. A cop drove after him and he pulled over. The cop said, "Didn't you see that that was a red light?" Then the man said, "Oh I'm sorry sir, I'm stoplightblind."
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This is sort of a Blonde joke, A man was thinking of buying a dog. So he did. When he brought it home, the dog started spinning in circles. Then, it barking at its own tail. The man thought there must be something wrong with his dog.
So he took the dog to the vet.
After some tests, the vet said, "I have some bad news. Your dog's brain is no bigger than my eye." "But how is this possible?" said the man, "not even a fish's brain is that small!" "I think I know the answer," said the vet, "Your dog is a blonde."
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Answer 3

The Blonde And The Magic Mirror

Legend has it that there is a bar in New York where, in the ladies room, there is a very special mirror.

If one stands in front of the mirror and tells the truth, one is granted a wish.
However, if one tells a lie... Poof. They are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be seen again.

A redhead of questionable looks walks into the ladies room, stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world."

Poof. The mirror swallows her.

Next, a rather large brunette stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the sexiest woman alive."

Poof. The mirror swallows her.

Then, an absolutely gorgeous blonde comes in and stands before the mirror and says, "I think..."

Poof.

Answer 4

Okay there was a blonde, a red head, and a brunette and the were robbing a bank at 12:00a.m.. So all of a sudden the cop came and they ran into the corn Field behind the bank and the red yelled tornado to get them off here heals and the dropped and covered. Then the brunette yelled hurricane to get the cops of her heals and they dropped and covered. Then the blonde yelled fire to get them off here heals and they shot her.

Answer 5

There are these two blondes that aee sitting by a campfier. The one Blonde asked what is closer tFloda or the moon. The other one said Can you see Floda.?

Answer 6

their was 2 blonde girls and their boyfriends said lets go 2 the bar the girls said ok.after they where all walking then the girls say the bar is this and the boys said no its this then the boys didn't wan't 2 argue so they went their own way guess what the girls did the walked in to a bar then said that hert get it they walked into like a bar like pole!!!!!lol

Answer 7

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?

wave at her

Answer 8

2 blonds walking, one finds a mirror and picks it up, looks in it and says "I know that person." 2nd snatches the mirror and says "Of course you do, it's me dummy!"

Answer 9

WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD? A BRUNETTE WITH BAD BREATH.

Answer 10

'Blonde, would your legs ever meet?'

Blonde, you've nice legs. When will they open?