A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she cut off a truck driver. He motioned for her to pull over. When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the road and told the blonde to stand in the circle and not move.
He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats.
When he turned around she had a slight grin on her face, so he said, "Oh, you think that's funny? Watch this." He gets a baseball bat out of his truck and breaks every window in her car. When he turns and looks at her she has a smile on her face. He is getting really mad.
He gets his knife back out and slices all her tires. Now she's laughing. The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his truck and gets a can of gas, pours it on her car and sets it on fire. He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is about to fall down.
"What's so funny?" The truck driver asked the blonde.
She replied, "When you weren't looking, I stepped outside the circle 4 times."
2006-07-22 06:24:14 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I thought she was gonna say that the car was yours!
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2006-07-24 04:50:07 · answer #1 · answered by Starreply 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋
hehehe..check this one:
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful young woman was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight leather mini Skirt with matching tight leather boots and jacket.
As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step on the bus. Slightly
embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver she reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. Again she
tried to make the step onto the bus only to discover she still couldn't!
So, a little more embarrassed she once again reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little more and for a second time attempted the step and once again, much to her chagrin
she could not raise her leg because of the tight skirt. So, with a coy little smile to the driver she again unzipped the offending skirt to give little more slack and again was unable to
make the step.
About this time the big Texan that was behind her in the line Picked her up easily from the waist and placed her lightly on the step of the bus.
Well, she went ballistic and turned on the would-be hero, Screeching at him, "How dare you touch my body!! I don't even know who you are!"
At this the Texan drawled "Well ma'am normally I would agree with you but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we was friends."
2006-07-22 14:52:56 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you know why Indian chicks have that dot on their foreheads?
Its a scratch-off. When she marries her husband gets to scratch it off and find out if he won a convenience store or a motel.
2006-07-22 13:39:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The punch line of my favorite blonde joke is "Well, I didn't see a Porche, but I did paint the Lambrohgini."
2006-07-22 13:29:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i saw that one somewhere before. here is one.
why did the blond fail her chemistry exam?
because she thought nitrates were better than day rates.
2006-07-22 13:30:17 · answer #5 · answered by realstylesint'l 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was pretty.
the funny thing is i have a friend who would b the blonde.
2006-07-22 13:56:56 · answer #6 · answered by brutally_honest_4_life 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dat was an ok joke but not dat funny lol type 2 much......
2006-07-22 13:29:31 · answer #7 · answered by C~Rieezee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha kinda old but its still hilarious lol check ya later â¥
2006-07-22 15:04:38 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I did not think that was funny. I do notlike that. I did not get that.
2006-07-22 14:44:03 · answer #9 · answered by love jesse 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
have too say i dont find your joke funny
2006-07-22 13:46:56 · answer #10 · answered by starrygirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋