A blonde woman was standing at the pop machine; she put in her money and pressed the Coke button and out came a can of Coke. She looked at it and smiled. She took out a dollar, put it in the pop machine pressed the 7Up button and out came a can of 7Up. She looked at it and really started smiling. She put in the change from her dollar and pressed the Coke button again, out came another can of Coke. Then she was just beaming!
There was a man standing there watching her, and he finally went up to her and said, "What are you doing?" She looked at him and said, "Duh, I'm winning!"
2006-07-22 07:25:53 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Do people from Boston really eat Boston Cream Pie?
2006-07-22 07:29:20 · answer #1 · answered by bearklektor 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha.. :)
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country.
Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.
A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms.
Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.
For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.
Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.
Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.
Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.
We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
2006-07-22 14:40:50 · answer #2 · answered by Pirate 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kinda old actually very old sorry sweetpea and for the first guy JOKES and riddles JOKES...JOKES and riddles, makes perfect sense to me, he's the reason i vented about things ugh my profile=me venting in a "question" ugh ugh ugh sorry check ya later â¥
2006-07-22 14:49:56 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and the man said " woman you need a keeper to help you with living"!@
2006-07-22 14:29:44 · answer #4 · answered by nswblue 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. That's funny. Good joke.
2006-07-23 00:27:40 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how about a funner joke and less reading
2006-07-22 14:28:25 · answer #6 · answered by loser_face14 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah i have heard that before.. many times
2006-07-24 05:09:55 · answer #7 · answered by cranberries 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you single?
2006-07-22 15:00:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is just hilarious.
2006-07-22 14:34:28 · answer #9 · answered by Brooke 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny
2006-07-22 14:28:34 · answer #10 · answered by Bree 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋