Jokes & Riddles - July 2006

Ian huntley giving them a bath!

2006-07-26 10:55:05 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

if you missed Jokes # 3, 2 and 1

click on my name and follow for a good laugh or two

Not meant to offend just meant to offset the onesidedness of Yahoo Answers!

Enjoy:

oh yeah and give me your best joke doesnt matter what race you use.

Im thick skinned

2006-07-26 10:51:13 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous

little Jack Horner....

2006-07-26 10:48:47 · 6 answers · asked by maria f 2

2006-07-26 10:40:50 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

PICKY PEOPLE PICK PETER PAN PEANUT BUTTER IT'S A PEANUT BUTTER PICKY PEOPLE PICK!

You have to say it really really fast!

2006-07-26 10:29:55 · 11 answers · asked by A_WWE_FAN_4LYFE 6

2006-07-26 10:27:14 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

An English on his hols went to a bull fight in Spain and afterwards to the bullring restaurant.and chose the dish of the day 'Cajones'
Next week he did the same thing but complained to the waiter about the small size of the meal.
"Senor, sometimes the bull wins"

2006-07-26 10:20:46 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

hypothermia!! boom boom

2006-07-26 10:18:16 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

i need some good lil johnny jokes plz...

2006-07-26 10:15:43 · 23 answers · asked by CJR 1

California.

Oregon can ____my____.

What you say?

2006-07-26 10:13:10 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

Three blondes are training to be police officers. The man who is training them takes out a picture and asks the first blonde, "What do you notice about the man in this picture?"

The blonde says, "He only has one eye!".
The man says "No, no, it's a side view."

Then he says to the second blonde, "What do you notice about this man?"
. The 2nd blonde says, "He only has one ear!".
The man says "Hello, it's a side view! Geez!".

So the man goes over to the last blonde and says, "What do you notice about this man?"
. The final blonde says, "He wears contacts!"

The man goes to the FBI computer and looks the man in the picture up - sure enough - he wears contacts!

The man says, "How did you know that?"
. The blonde says "Well, if he only has one eye and one ear, how can he wear glasses?"

2006-07-26 10:09:44 · 4 answers · asked by xxxx 2

I am serious, in HISTORY.

2006-07-26 10:09:15 · 9 answers · asked by Waffle! 3

remember best one 10 pts.

2006-07-26 10:02:12 · 6 answers · asked by Bow Wow's WiFeY 1

2006-07-26 09:56:47 · 4 answers · asked by smilingontime 6

Three guys get together every Saturday to go to the local Country Club to play golf. One Saturday morning, the pro approaches them and asks if they would mind if a new member could join in with them for the day. They agree to give it a try and the four go off to play golf.

The new guy plays left handed and has a great round. The group decides that they had such a good time that they invite the new guy to join in again the following week. The new guy says he'd love to, but he might be a couple of minutes late. They tell him that that's no problem and they all go home.

The next week, the new guy is there right on time and this time plays right handed. Again they all have a great time and invite him for the following week. He again tells them that he would love to but might be a couple of minutes late.

This goes on for several weeks with the new guy golfing both right and left handed. Finally, one of the original threesome can't stand it anymore and asks him, "How do you figure out whether you should golf right handed or left?".

The new guy replies, "That's easy. When I wake up in the morning, I look over at my wife. If she is laying on her right side, I golf right handed. If she is laying on her left side, I golf left handed."

"Well what if she is laying on her back?"

"Oh, that's when I'm a couple of minutes late."

2006-07-26 09:54:50 · 9 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7

Allright, a man lives on the 7th floor of a 7 story building. He is at the bottom of the building. He walks into the elevator, rides it up 6 stories and takes the stairs from the 6th floor to the 7th, where he lives. Why did he do that?

2006-07-26 09:34:49 · 14 answers · asked by x 2

i look like this:: i have brown hair, im 5'1 and i just had my birthday today!!!!! i am a girl

2006-07-26 09:34:22 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-26 09:23:55 · 30 answers · asked by ? 2

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p.s. simon wants to know (my wacked out neighbour)

2006-07-26 09:21:14 · 21 answers · asked by ♥āngelic♥děmon♥ 3

A bloke goes into an ironmongers and says "Three fork handles please"
"There you are, anything else?"
No, that's wrong..er..Wait a minute....It worked on the Two Ronnies.

2006-07-26 09:17:04 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

See my other questions for ideas. =)

2006-07-26 09:16:55 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

The most random word you can think of.
I mean really random.
Extremely.

2006-07-26 09:16:26 · 32 answers · asked by wind mage 3

A deck of cards:


They buy you diamonds
Rip out your heart
You find a club and beat the hell out of him
You find the spade and bury the son of a b i t c h

2006-07-26 09:15:50 · 12 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7

Yuck! I'd rather eat the bug. Much of the world thinks nothing of that! I'd cook it first, though. Got any bizarre questions for me?

2006-07-26 09:12:06 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife immediately called the police. The police investigated and found out:
i. The Wife said she was sleeping
ii. The Butler was cleaning the closet
iii. The Maid was getting the mail
iv. The Cook was cooking breakfast
v. The Gardener was picking vegetables

The police then found out who murdered and arrested the person. Who was the murderer?

2006-07-26 09:07:40 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

Respond or write your own bizarre question.

2006-07-26 08:59:23 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

the old stupid saying"blonds have more fun"...................................................................it's clear that brunettes have all the fun!!

2006-07-26 08:58:40 · 10 answers · asked by nikki -nicole 3

girly?

Awwwwwwww.....

Please don't hate me ladies I'm just a poor doggie trying to make it in bel air.

2006-07-26 08:53:51 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous

hahahaha sorry i just had to do that one more time!
and i'm way way past middle school thank you! i just like to have a little fun making all those idiots upset that seen to be offened by this. lighten up, it's just a joke.

2006-07-26 08:51:08 · 15 answers · asked by nikki -nicole 3

The dirtier teh better +)

2006-07-26 08:50:42 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous