little Jack Horner....
2006-07-26 10:48:47 · 6 answers · asked by maria f 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Little Jack Horner,
Sat in a Corner,
Eating some Pizza Pie,
A big giant bear,
snuck up from under there,
and Jack didn't know why
2006-07-26 10:57:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Little Jack Horner
Peed in the corner
And in all the lemonade cups
And when the kids came back in
From the playground again
The taste was a little messed up : P
2006-07-26 18:02:11 · answer #2 · answered by asdfgh. 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Little Jack Horner
sat in a corner
waiting for little bo peep
She was taking her time
on some other rhyme
so instead he slept with her sheep
kinda gross i know but it is a joke
2006-07-26 18:07:57 · answer #3 · answered by xxxx 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Little Jack Horner
Sat in the corner
Jacking off to some porn
Pam anderson joined in
they drank some gin
and she shoved his *** full of corn!!!!!!
Please pick me!!!
2006-07-26 18:30:51 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ Jamie ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
little jack horner w a n ked in the corner,eating snow whites hairy pie,but her muff was too tuff and coverd in fluff,so he squirted his spunk in her eye...ewwwwwwww i was told that 1 so haters dont abuse me lmao
2006-07-26 18:14:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
he stuck in his thumb and pulled out a c.o.ck and said what a gay boy am I
2006-07-26 17:59:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋