A deck of cards:
They buy you diamonds
Rip out your heart
You find a club and beat the hell out of him
You find the spade and bury the son of a b i t c h
2006-07-26 09:15:50 · 12 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
okay original wording...
Having a man in your life is like a deck of cards:
You need a heart to love them.
You need a diamond to marry them.
You need a club to beat them.
And you need a spade to bury the bastards.
there ya go check ya later ♥
2006-07-26 09:34:42 · update #1
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2006-07-26 09:41:43 · update #2
Good one. But what about the joker? Oh wait, that IS the man you're talking about.
2006-07-26 10:14:08 · answer #1 · answered by L-Rad 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Can you give yourself a "best answer?" How does this work? How come I am asking questions in your answer? How can we make sure the Human race will survive for the next 100 years?
2006-07-26 16:22:05 · answer #2 · answered by ScareBear 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahah! Cute!
2006-07-26 16:17:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Life is like a box of chocolates you never know what you will get
2006-07-26 16:20:07 · answer #4 · answered by dishwasher67 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If life is like a bowl of cherries...what I am doing in the pits???
2006-07-26 16:22:00 · answer #5 · answered by Gurn B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a very creative poem. I like it!!
2006-07-26 16:19:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what deck of cards?
hehhe
2006-07-26 16:27:44 · answer #7 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats ridiculous
2006-07-26 16:18:43 · answer #8 · answered by CJ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-07-26 16:17:56 · answer #9 · answered by tulsagrl18 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very very true. I love it!
2006-07-26 16:17:31 · answer #10 · answered by harborgirl2006 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋