remember best one 10 pts.
2006-07-26 10:02:12 · 6 answers · asked by Bow Wow's WiFeY 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What is the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?
Oh, so it was YOU!!!
2006-07-29 19:26:28 · answer #1 · answered by busybody12 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard this joke today on the radio, and it's pretty funny. Well, you'll be the judge:
Q: What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?
A: "do-you-think-he-can-saw-us".
2006-07-26 10:11:09 · answer #2 · answered by Mistie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
These are race jokes, I made them up my self, enjoy
Please dont be offended, there just jokes
Theres a black guy and a puertorican guy.
Whos driving?..................
-The policeman
Why didnt the black guy enjoy the blow up doll?
-He has to keep it real.
2006-07-26 10:13:25 · answer #3 · answered by Mike 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She offered her honor
He honored her offer
All night long, he was on 'er and off 'er!
2006-07-30 09:19:24 · answer #4 · answered by athorgarak 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fu, Bu and Chu immigrated to the USA from China. They decided to become
American citizens, and "Americanize" their names.
Bu, called himself "Buck"
Chu called himself "Chuck"
Fu decided to return to China...................................
2006-07-26 10:13:26 · answer #5 · answered by *Neha.* 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok im sry but this have a few swear words ok
The is this man his name is "Im a black mother f**ker from the down the street I'll kick you a** from tree to tree"
His father asks him "whats ur name son" he says "I'm a black mother f**ker from down the street I'll kick ur a** from tree to tree" he dad says "get out of my house"
He leaves and a policeofficer askes him "whats ur name son"
he says " I'm a black mother f**ker form down the street I'll kick ur a** from tree to tree, the cop says "thats it" and shots him
He goes to heaven and God asks "whats ur name son" he says "I'm a balck mother f**ker form down the street I'll kick ur a** from tree to tree" God says "thats it ur goin to hell"
he goes to hell and the devil says "whats ur name b**ch" he says " I"m a black mother f**ker from down the stree I'll kick ur a** form tree to tree" the devil says "Oh ya well I'm a red mother f**ker form down below I'll burn ur a** from head to toe"!!!
2006-07-26 10:23:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋