I am serious, in HISTORY.
2006-07-26 10:09:15 · 9 answers · asked by Waffle! 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ho hum. I always thought that it was "Why did the chick cross the road?".
2006-07-27 01:46:52 · update #1
YOU'RE SO UGLY!
(I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT YOU. THAT 'S THE OLDEST JOKE)
2006-07-26 10:12:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
How did the chicken cross the road maybe
2006-07-26 17:50:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sixty years ago my older brothers told me a joke and that I was to tell it to my mother: The woman went into the butchers shop and asked the man behind the counter 'Do you keep dripping'. He replied 'No ma'am, one good splash and I'm finished'. Mom boxed my ears.....................
I suppose the oldest joke in history has got to be about Adam and Eve after they were told not to eat the apple: 'Adam said to Eve, fu*ck the apple, lets have a sh*ag instead'................
2006-07-26 17:18:10 · answer #3 · answered by thomasrobinsonantonio 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Prolly why did the chicken cross the road.
2006-07-26 17:11:21 · answer #4 · answered by ♥dream_angel♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The sky is falling by chicken little hehe
2006-07-26 17:12:24 · answer #5 · answered by Smiling_angel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
supposedly it's the ledgendary, "what has four legs in the morning, two at noon and three at night?"
but many people think that it's fraud, due that its a riddle, not a joke, and it's not very funny...
hope this helped!!!
2006-07-26 17:13:17 · answer #6 · answered by Neko In The Sky With Diamonds 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What did the Indian say when the dog fell off the cliff?....doggone.
2006-07-26 23:20:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My first ever joke was:
How do you make a sausage roll?
Give it a push.
I don't find it very funny any more...
2006-07-26 17:12:18 · answer #8 · answered by Lizard 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"and God rested after 6 days"
2006-07-26 17:19:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋