what do you notice..a blonde joke rate pls?

Question

Three blondes are training to be police officers. The man who is training them takes out a picture and asks the first blonde, "What do you notice about the man in this picture?"

The blonde says, "He only has one eye!".
The man says "No, no, it's a side view."

Then he says to the second blonde, "What do you notice about this man?"
. The 2nd blonde says, "He only has one ear!".
The man says "Hello, it's a side view! Geez!".

So the man goes over to the last blonde and says, "What do you notice about this man?"
. The final blonde says, "He wears contacts!"

The man goes to the FBI computer and looks the man in the picture up - sure enough - he wears contacts!

The man says, "How did you know that?"
. The blonde says "Well, if he only has one eye and one ear, how can he wear glasses?"

Answer 1

haha say it agin

Answer 2

Three blondes are shipwrecked on an island. While searching for driftwood to build a rescue fire, they find an old, dirty bottle. All three are cleaning it when the top falls off and a genie appears.

The genie says, "Normally, I just give one person three wishes but, since there are three of you, I'll give each of you one wish."

The first blonde says, "I'm tired of being thought of as a DUMB BLONDE, genie. Make me as smart as a brunette!"

"LET IT BE SO!" shouts the genie.

Poof! The first blonde, now as smart as a brunette, jumps into the ocean and swims out to the nearest shipping lane where she's picked up by a tramp frieighter and taken to the mainland and safety.

Not to be outdone, the second blonde says, "Genie, make me as smart as THREE brunettes!"

"LET IT BE SO!" roars the genie.

Poof! The second blonde, now as smart as three brunettes, scours the island for trees big enough to build a raft. Using an extra blouse as a sail, she sails to the nearest port and is reunited with her loved ones.

The third blonde says, "Hmfph! Genie, make me as smart as FIVE brunettes!"

"LET IT BE SO!" thunders the genie.

Poof! The third blonde, now as smart as FIVE brunettes, looks calmly around her, and walks across the bridge to the mainland.

Answer 3

lol,That was funny and Freddie's was funny to.

Answer 4

lol........that was funny....hahahahahahaha...thx for telling us..