Jokes & Riddles - July 2006

"I see your hiney..all nice and shiny..if you don't hide it..I'm gonna bite it."

Come on.. gimme something cute!

2006-07-27 05:57:54 · 12 answers · asked by LONG ISLAND GIRL 3

A bear and a bunny are taking a sh*t in the woods. The bear asked the bunny "do you have problems with your sh*t sticking to your fur". The bunny replied "no, not at all". So the bear grabbed the bunny and wiped his a$$ with him.

2006-07-27 05:56:30 · 7 answers · asked by CHiNO 3

whats your favorite joke you would like to share!

2006-07-27 05:53:14 · 13 answers · asked by CALI GIRL 3

2006-07-27 05:51:32 · 18 answers · asked by cbx1z 3

someone on e-bay is doing it. pretty funny! look up "real poop"
if you buy some and can prove it i'll give you 10 points.
p.s. you can't send it to me.

2006-07-27 05:49:05 · 6 answers · asked by I'm_gonna_bite_you 1

a blonde woman gets pulled over for speeding by a blonde policewoman. The policewoman says "excuse me madam but can I see your driving licience?" The blonde woman is mystified & asks the policewoman "what does it look like?" "Well" replied the policewoman "Its small, rectangular & has your picture on it" The blonde then proceeds to search her handbag until she finds a vanity mirror, which she duly gives to the policewoman. The policewoman looks at the mirror & says "I`m sorry madam - I didn`t realise you were an officer - you can go"

2006-07-27 05:48:51 · 13 answers · asked by flicflac 3

2006-07-27 05:45:35 · 12 answers · asked by Yokay Booboo 3

2006-07-27 05:35:45 · 15 answers · asked by Boo Boo 4

a man from israel dine in at a chinese restaurant in new york and ask the waiter whats todays especial ?
chinese waiter/ @= sir we have the mushroom and corn soup.
man from israel/@ =: is that chinese
chinese waiter/@ = yes sir
man from israel/@= do you have anything that is not chinese ?
chinese waiter/@= yes sir! we have the famous hezbollah soup sir
man from israel /@= what kind of soup is that ?
chinese waiter/@=sir its just an ordinary chicken soup sir
man form israel/@= its just ordinary chicken soup! then why it is called hezbollah ?
chinese waier/@= its called hezbollah cause this chicken soup came from lebanon thats why its called hezbollah soup sir!

2006-07-27 05:26:46 · 16 answers · asked by niceguy 2

A black cow was standing in the middle of the road. A man was hauling *** around a corner with no headlights on, no dome light, no lights on at all. He slams on the brakes at just the right time to miss the cow. How did the guy see the cow?

2006-07-27 05:21:35 · 12 answers · asked by Jaffs G 3

Lady 1:my son is a priest, everyone calls him Father.
Lady 2: mine is a cardinal, everyone calls him your Eminence.
Lady 3: my son is a Nude Dancer, everyone says " Oh my GOD "

2006-07-27 05:15:04 · 13 answers · asked by alexcruz56 2

as long as there funny no c.r.a.p ones

2006-07-27 05:13:15 · 17 answers · asked by frogmaster12321 2

what is my 1st name?

2006-07-27 05:06:11 · 17 answers · asked by nikki -nicole 3

Ok, so this was said ot me last night, ver batum:

"So you're standing at a gate that leads to heaven or hell. You don't know which. And there are two angels, one on the left, and one on the right. One angel always tells the truth, and the other always lies. You can ask only one question; how do you find out where there gate leads?

2006-07-27 04:35:28 · 30 answers · asked by J.J. 2

a little kid jumped in a puddle of mud. thats stupid but o well

2006-07-27 04:33:40 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-27 04:32:57 · 18 answers · asked by trickyme00 1

Because he only comes once a year, and when he does it's down the chimney!!!!

2006-07-27 04:24:28 · 13 answers · asked by kellysimmons@btopenworld.com 1

http://www.petrix.com/magic/magic2.htm
Try it, I swear it is not virus. it's a trick. If you figure it out, tell me how do they do that?

2006-07-27 04:07:22 · 6 answers · asked by angel20072002 3

whats white, light and surrounded by demons
whats dark with sparks and loves white & light?

2006-07-27 04:06:13 · 11 answers · asked by ♥āngelic♥děmon♥ 3

I got it in a forest but didn't want it. Once I had it, I couldn't see it. The more I searched for it, the less I liked it. I took it home in my hand because I could not find it. What was it?

2006-07-27 04:01:01 · 7 answers · asked by stepfunny 3

2006-07-27 03:40:35 · 48 answers · asked by penny r 1

Ok, I have seen this many times, I'm sure a lot of you have too. They say a kindergardener can get this answer in 6 minutes, but 97% of Harvard grads can't answer it.

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

2006-07-27 03:36:31 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

So a guy walks into a bar... Ah shoot, I forget the rest, can some one finish this for me.

2006-07-27 03:33:59 · 38 answers · asked by confucius sez 2

a spaceship lands in the border of canada and the U.S . where do they bury the surviviors??

2006-07-27 03:20:50 · 46 answers · asked by vinselgomez 4

by binksy stick a linksy fi finsky fi finsky stick a linsky and that is how you spell misky.

Did anyone else do that rhyme as a kid?

2006-07-27 03:16:44 · 11 answers · asked by OriginalBubble 6

2006-07-27 03:14:51 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous

a boy and his father are driving in a car and get into an accident. the father dies and the son goes to the hospital.when the surgeon walked in the surgeon said i cant operate on him........... hes my son.

2006-07-27 03:08:41 · 23 answers · asked by vinselgomez 4

Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny, A Smart Blonde and a Dumb Blonde decided to jump off a building and the first one to the bottom would win, who won?

2006-07-27 03:08:35 · 11 answers · asked by funkymunkee45 1

2006-07-27 02:33:13 · 11 answers · asked by tofo04240 1

For me it's got to be the humble 'fanny fart'. Just takes something wonderful and makes it sound as much fun as a fundamentalists stag night.

2006-07-27 02:30:45 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous