"I see your hiney..all nice and shiny..if you don't hide it..I'm gonna bite it."
Come on.. gimme something cute!
2006-07-27 05:57:54 · 12 answers · asked by LONG ISLAND GIRL 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ok, i'll try,
little birdy in the sky,
dropped a poo-poo in my eye,
i thank God that cows don't fly....
2006-07-27 07:17:38 · answer #1 · answered by gracie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Dillon Mini gun My loved Aussie flag A coupple of dozen Ice chilly Beers & loose reign to annihilate something that strikes! i be responsive to thats 3 issues, yet i'm incapable of traveling mild
2016-10-08 09:28:56 · answer #2 · answered by wiemer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Joke Name : Rhyming Love
Love's a sensation caused by temptation,
a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination,
to increase the population of the next generation.
Do you understand my explanation?
Or do you need a demonstration?
2006-07-27 06:07:10 · answer #3 · answered by skatygal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mary had a little lamb
it ran into a pylon
10,000 volts went up its ***
and turned its wool to nylon
little boy blew
hey, he needed the money
i want to write a poem
ill do it with a twist
ill write it with a razor
ill write it on my wrist
the last one aint so cute lol
but i think its good
anywhoo
i like the mary one
2006-07-27 06:24:02 · answer #4 · answered by lilmissgrunger 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well it`s not cute but it`s good!When rain falls done you feel happy and sad when you fell sad is because you can`t go outside to play whe nyou feel happy is that dead love ones are saying I love you.
2006-07-27 06:02:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
shannon your eyes light up a dark lit sky
with one gaze you can make grown men cry
may i please have ten points
i am begging on my knees
oh shannon oh shannon
why are you so adorable
hair so shiny hair that glistens
oh shannon please listen
you might hate me after this
you might love me after this
but just dont dis
i am trying my best
now i must rest
hope you enjoyed it shannon because i did one of two things a) made a fool of myself or b) made your day with a smile or laugh
2006-07-27 06:24:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here"s one I heard- "Long skinny legs without any hair, tiny little butts that hang in the air.(guess thats for the skinny people!)
2006-07-27 06:05:04 · answer #7 · answered by macybluedawn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I eat my peas with honey
I've done it all my life
It makes the peas taste funny
But it keeps 'em on the knife!
Not ! I hate vegetables.
2006-07-27 06:12:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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Tain't a poem, but its cute.
Here's a stupid poem:
Beans beans, the musical fruit, the more you eat the more you toot. The more you toot the better you feel, so eat baked beans at every meal.
2006-07-27 06:08:42 · answer #9 · answered by Aloofly Goofy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't listen to my brother, im no snitch, and your no *****, hes just jellous because he could not come up with a great answer, (he's a conciede whore at times.)
2006-07-27 07:30:48 · answer #10 · answered by electricbluerocker 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋