Because he only comes once a year, and when he does it's down the chimney!!!!
2006-07-27 04:24:28 · 13 answers · asked by kellysimmons@btopenworld.com 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Because he only comes once a year, and when he does it's down the chimney!!!!
dirty old b`stard
he loves it when he empties hi sack
it leaves a hell of a mess on the fire
2006-07-30 23:45:30 · answer #1 · answered by itsa o 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
he only comes once a year, and thats down the chimney,
it also takes all night for him to empty his sack
2006-07-27 11:33:10 · answer #2 · answered by musicman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because he only comes once a year lol
2006-07-27 11:27:17 · answer #3 · answered by JAY JAY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He does, he has one who was adopted by the Simpson's. He is now known as santa's little helper. But, didn't he die?
2006-07-27 12:17:52 · answer #4 · answered by ADRIAN H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An unfortuante accident involving buckeroo, hungry hippo's and whiskey
2006-07-27 11:28:43 · answer #5 · answered by Yokay Booboo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because he cant get it up..........And every year he picks a kid and takes him to the south pole to work for him.........They are not his kids he just said they are because he dont want people to know that he is gay.........
2006-07-27 11:38:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
His bowlful of jelly belly gets in the way...
2006-07-27 11:32:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
...and I thought the Missus had a problem with Frigidity ! LOL.
2006-07-27 18:21:22 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OOOOOHHHH NOOOOOO NOT CHRISTMAS JOKES ALREADY...... GIVE US A BREAK IT'S ONLY JULY......
2006-07-27 15:07:23 · answer #9 · answered by Hedgehog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
2006-07-27 11:36:21 · answer #10 · answered by IrishLassie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋