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A black cow was standing in the middle of the road. A man was hauling *** around a corner with no headlights on, no dome light, no lights on at all. He slams on the brakes at just the right time to miss the cow. How did the guy see the cow?

2006-07-27 05:21:35 · 12 answers · asked by Jaffs G 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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2006-07-27 05:49:21 · update #1

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The white horns of the cow? The cow went moo moo?

2006-07-27 05:27:24 · answer #1 · answered by violeo 5 · 0 1

It was daylight out still and he needed no headlights on because he could see the cow.

2006-07-27 12:32:37 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ Jamie ♥ 3 · 0 0

Who said it was night time? It was the middle of the day, thus he didn't need lights on. If it was night, there could be streetlights.

2006-07-27 12:25:41 · answer #3 · answered by samichhog 1 · 0 0

Yo mama so fat that when she hauls azz, she has to make 2 trips.

2006-07-27 12:26:07 · answer #4 · answered by TruthIsRelative 4 · 0 0

It was day time

2006-07-27 12:28:45 · answer #5 · answered by mlm1975 3 · 0 0

The sun was up. Hey that was easy.

2006-07-27 12:59:03 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Loving*Steph♥ 2 · 0 0

the sun was up, otherwise the cops pulled him over

2006-07-27 12:27:29 · answer #7 · answered by pwithers12 4 · 0 0

because this happened during the day!

2006-07-27 12:26:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It was still daytime?

2006-07-27 12:25:12 · answer #9 · answered by easilydissolved 5 · 0 0

it's still daytime!

2006-07-27 12:39:50 · answer #10 · answered by a 4 · 0 0

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