a blonde woman gets pulled over for speeding by a blonde policewoman. The policewoman says "excuse me madam but can I see your driving licience?" The blonde woman is mystified & asks the policewoman "what does it look like?" "Well" replied the policewoman "Its small, rectangular & has your picture on it" The blonde then proceeds to search her handbag until she finds a vanity mirror, which she duly gives to the policewoman. The policewoman looks at the mirror & says "I`m sorry madam - I didn`t realise you were an officer - you can go"
2006-07-27 05:48:51 · 13 answers · asked by flicflac 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good but old
2006-07-27 05:51:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A blond walks into a gambling casino, heads over to the craps table and plunks down $10,000. She then asks the house if they will accept the bet for one roll of the dice. After discussion with the manager the casino decides to take the bet. The blond then says, I seem to be luckier when I am in the nude, do you mind if I take my clothes off before I roll. No problem! says the manager. The blond removes her clothes, picks up the dice, rolls, and then goes wild jumping up and down screaming "I won, I won!!!". She then collects her winnings and heads out of the casino. After she leaves the boss says "BTW, what did she roll?". The fellow running the table replies "I don't know, I thought you were watching!"
Dumb blond indeed....
2006-07-27 12:57:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha, that was cute. One of my favorites that's really quick is... What do you call 20 blondes in a walk-in freezer? Frosted Flakes!
I'm a bubble-headed bleach blonde, love the jokes!
2006-07-27 12:53:39 · answer #3 · answered by Lisa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not usually a fan of blonde jokes, but this is pretty funny!
2006-07-30 20:39:32 · answer #4 · answered by wondering 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's kinda funny xD
I find that blond jokes are really only funny when girls that are blond actually laugh at them.
2006-07-27 18:08:00 · answer #5 · answered by Mimblewimble 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
toooo old.......but i've kept a small smile 4 u...and thnx 4 2 points
2006-07-27 13:01:50 · answer #6 · answered by skatygal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I haven't heard that one before...funny!
2006-07-27 12:52:35 · answer #7 · answered by Yoi_55 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA THATS FUNNY... IM BLONDE TOO!!
2006-07-27 12:52:17 · answer #8 · answered by Bekka_tha_gymnast! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha never heard that one
2006-07-27 12:51:56 · answer #9 · answered by charlie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
COOL JOKE IT MADE ME GIGGLE
2006-07-27 12:52:38 · answer #10 · answered by Amanda101 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋