a man from israel dine in at a chinese restaurant in new york and ask the waiter whats todays especial ?
chinese waiter/ @= sir we have the mushroom and corn soup.
man from israel/@ =: is that chinese
chinese waiter/@ = yes sir
man from israel/@= do you have anything that is not chinese ?
chinese waiter/@= yes sir! we have the famous hezbollah soup sir
man from israel /@= what kind of soup is that ?
chinese waiter/@=sir its just an ordinary chicken soup sir
man form israel/@= its just ordinary chicken soup! then why it is called hezbollah ?
chinese waier/@= its called hezbollah cause this chicken soup came from lebanon thats why its called hezbollah soup sir!
2006-07-27 05:26:46 · 16 answers · asked by niceguy 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO!!!!! Oh my god that is hilarious!!!!! Keep tose kind of jokes on here! Thanks for the laugh and keep the jokes coming!!!! LMAO!!!!!
2006-07-27 05:35:44 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ Jamie ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
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2016-12-24 20:39:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Har har Hezbollah soup..be careful tell less of this jokes because some people wont take it lightly but I am ok..
2006-07-27 05:31:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Learn Chinese in 5 minutes!
You MUST read them out loud.
1) That's not right .......................... Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive?.............. Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP................................ Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man ................................ Dum ***
5) Small Horse ............................... Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach? .................. Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table .............. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin ni
8) I think you need a face lift .............. Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here .................... Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet ............. Wai Yu Mun Ching?
11) This is a tow away zone .................. No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ... Wai Yu Kum Nao?
13) Staying out of sight ..................... Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile ............. Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive .............. Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great .................................... Fa Kin Su Pah
2006-07-27 05:56:37 · answer #4 · answered by giko 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road
when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log.
"My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf,"
says Little Red Riding Hood.
The surprised wolf jumps up and runs away.
Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again;
this time he is crouched behind a tree stump.
"My, what big ears you have Mr. Wolf," says Little Red Riding Hood.
Again the foiled wolf jumps up and runs away.
About 2 miles down the road, Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again, this time crouched down behind a road sign.
"My, what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf," taunts Little Red Riding Hood.
With that the Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams,
"Will you get lost? I'm trying to take a dump!"
2006-07-27 05:32:24 · answer #5 · answered by heidielizabeth69 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it!!! More Hezbollah soup please! that might stop the Israelis in their stride.
2006-07-27 05:46:19 · answer #6 · answered by violeo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes!add some picture from this to your joke!will be too cool and cute then! http://fromisraeltolebanon.info/
2006-07-27 05:34:03 · answer #7 · answered by student 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stupidest thing I ever heard! Not even funny....:(
2006-07-27 05:33:10 · answer #8 · answered by All you need is love :] 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha lol...very funny. write some more
see ya cutey =)
2006-07-27 05:31:35 · answer #9 · answered by ღbrownsugarღ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooookay bye now im leaving!(door slamming behind me).
2006-07-27 05:32:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
your joke is not funny neither are you so i suggest you shut the **** up
2006-07-27 06:49:03 · answer #11 · answered by Saul 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋