Jokes & Riddles - July 2006

10 points for the funniest one.
I know a lot of people have these, but i love the answers from you guys.
I work in a roofing business

2006-07-06 09:56:42 · 7 answers · asked by michellewentworth1983 2

Speaker: "Brothers and Sisters, I have none. But this man's Father is my Father's son."

Who is the speaker talking about?

2006-07-06 09:56:28 · 12 answers · asked by Grin Reeper 5

answer anything!! say hi! anything its wellcome here...lol

2006-07-06 09:55:46 · 16 answers · asked by xx_dragonz_xx 3

If you were to put a coin into an empty bottle and then insert a cork in the bottle's opening, how could you remove the coin without taking out the cork or breaking the bottle?

2006-07-06 09:54:06 · 8 answers · asked by Grin Reeper 5

I'd say 89% of the time that I say I am LOL, I seriously am recovering from a deep belly laugh. But the other 9-11%, I am sitting there with a straight face quietly appreciating the humor of it all. Also, what made you LOL today, or on Answers lately?

2006-07-06 09:51:39 · 11 answers · asked by Sleek 7

What is the beginning of eternity? At the end of time and space? At the start of every end? and the end of every race? Its really EASY if you think about it

2006-07-06 09:50:24 · 10 answers · asked by Grin Reeper 5

(Classic puzzle) A farmer returning home from the market must get across the river and return home with his three purchases, a dog, a chicken and a bag of rice. However, He must take them in his boat. He can't have more than one item with him on his boat at all times. He cannot leave the dog alone with the chicken because the dog will eat the chicken, and he cannot leave the chicken alone with the bag of grain because the chicken will eat the bag of grain. How does he get all three of his purchases back home safely?

2006-07-06 09:44:34 · 10 answers · asked by Grin Reeper 5

You write the rest....make me laugh.

2006-07-06 09:34:44 · 12 answers · asked by Vanilla Ninja 1

2006-07-06 09:12:42 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-06 09:11:26 · 23 answers · asked by Love My Soldier 3

looking for yo momma joke blonde jokes.but any kind will do

2006-07-06 09:11:09 · 11 answers · asked by kkasrt 2

the interview would be for a health care professional position

2006-07-06 09:11:00 · 6 answers · asked by tana 1

2006-07-06 09:09:05 · 10 answers · asked by Jeremy R 2

do you know of any good web sites for jokes and riddles ( clean sites please)
thank you very much.

2006-07-06 09:06:00 · 19 answers · asked by Anime_Chickadee ^.^ 3

2006-07-06 09:01:34 · 16 answers · asked by kenjibeagle 1

tell me a joke any joke and if it makes me wet myself with laughter you'll get the ten.

2006-07-06 08:54:55 · 11 answers · asked by captspankey 4

Did I do anything silly? Won't the cops burst you if you don't follow the signboard?

2006-07-06 08:37:56 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

A: Knock on the door.

• At weddings old aunts used 2 tease me saying: You are next, you are next.
But they stopped it since I started doing the same to them at funerals!

• Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car

lol...i had no question to ask....so just thot of sharing some silly jokes :) :)

2006-07-06 08:34:16 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

Best one gets ten points!

2006-07-06 08:29:36 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

There are three words in the English language that end in "gry".
ONE is angry and the other is hungry.
EveryONE knows what the third ONE means and what it stands for.
EveryONE uses them everyday, and if you listened very carefully, I've given you the third word.
What is it? _______gry

2006-07-06 08:28:21 · 19 answers · asked by ♥blah♥ 3

Again a riddle. No serious answers needed...but you probably can not resist anyway.

Make my day.

2006-07-06 08:20:43 · 9 answers · asked by Puppy Zwolle 7

I need jokes really funny ones and as many as you have best one might win 10 points

2006-07-06 08:14:46 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

A woman had twins; she named them Tin & Martin.
Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater.
again twins & named Max & Climax.
Again d same. disgusted
woman named them TIRED & RETIRED!

2006-07-06 08:07:31 · 8 answers · asked by CoolGuy 3

2006-07-06 08:05:31 · 14 answers · asked by DivaStar 5

Check this out. http://funnyjunk.com/x/259/X185777

2006-07-06 08:02:01 · 6 answers · asked by MrBudbag 3

1st for ten points

2006-07-06 08:00:32 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

If it takes 30 minutes to dig a large hole in the ground and an hour to dig a hole twice that size, how long does it take to dig half a hole?

2006-07-06 07:55:12 · 27 answers · asked by Snow White 3

See it for urself and let me know!!

http://vidcrazy.com/videos/funny/bush_sings_sunday_bloody_sunday/

2006-07-06 07:50:29 · 2 answers · asked by JoYbOy 4

A woman came up behind her husband while he was enjoying his morning
coffee
and slapped him on the back of the head. "I found a piece of paper in
your pants
pocket with the name 'Marylou' written on it," she said,
furious. "You had
better have an explanation."
"Calm down, honey," the man replied. "Remember last week when I was
at the dog
track? That was the name of the dog I bet on."
The next morning, his wife snuck up on him and smacked him again.
"What was that for?" he complained.
"Your dog called last night."


thumb up or thumb down? And what state are you point'n in?
I'm in CA

SmileyCat : )

2006-07-06 07:44:35 · 8 answers · asked by SmileyCat : ) 4

put these cities in order of
the meanest to the nicest:
------------------------------------
Houston, TX
Dallas, TX
Las Vegas, NV
San Juan, PR

2006-07-06 07:34:10 · 25 answers · asked by honni~graham 2