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A: Knock on the door.

• At weddings old aunts used 2 tease me saying: You are next, you are next.
But they stopped it since I started doing the same to them at funerals!

• Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car

lol...i had no question to ask....so just thot of sharing some silly jokes :) :)

2006-07-06 08:34:16 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

7 answers

Yes but you can always knock the door from the inside and act like you didn't do it, smartass.

2006-07-06 08:44:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

why wud you knock on the door of a submarine? you'd have to be blonde to swim down there after a moving sub and manage to knock on the door.

2006-07-06 08:41:12 · answer #2 · answered by lordessdanioz 3 · 0 0

FYI- when you blow in a dog's face you blow Carbon dioxide. When in a car they get tons of oxygen thus they get an oxygen high.

2006-07-06 08:58:26 · answer #3 · answered by tana 1 · 0 0

if u hadnt given the answer to the blonde joke that wouldve been a question smarta$$

2006-07-06 08:39:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I like the second one the best. But I have a warped sense of humor.

(No, I am not a blonde.)

2006-07-06 08:45:43 · answer #5 · answered by Selkie 6 · 0 0

Very funny I liked the blonde joke!!!!!!

2006-07-06 08:38:17 · answer #6 · answered by CityG82 2 · 0 0

the aunties one is funny

2006-07-06 09:00:27 · answer #7 · answered by shaunyjol6 2 · 0 0

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