You write the rest....make me laugh.
2006-07-06 09:34:44 · 12 answers · asked by Vanilla Ninja 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
God was taking a shower and it was raining on Earth. God slipped on the soap...BOOOMMM...Thunder!
2006-07-06 09:43:12 · answer #1 · answered by QueenRulerTiff 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
all of a sudden the water got searingly hot. "Jesus Christ!" he screamed. "Sorry, Dad" said Jesus, "I had to flush the toilet." "Well how many times do I have to tell you to wait til Im out of the shower, goddamnit?!" said God. "Don't take your name in vain!" said Jesus. "I swear to myself, one of these days Im going to let an angry mob string you up on an oddly shaped wooden torture device" said God. "Fine!" screamed Jesus. "Do it, I'll come back, you'll see!"
ah religion, what a joke.
2006-07-06 16:44:48 · answer #2 · answered by Ben E. 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
...noticed his hair was thinning. I thinks to himself,"man on earth better hurry with the solution to this!"
2006-07-06 16:50:57 · answer #3 · answered by NubbY 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and strated singing - how great I is how great I is / can I get an amen from brother jerry farwell - shame he never hears me.
2006-07-06 16:45:20 · answer #4 · answered by Savage 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bush was elected president, hahaha;)
2006-07-06 16:37:34 · answer #5 · answered by QUEEN OF LOS ANGELES 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
jesus walked in and said god fogive me
2006-07-06 16:44:30 · answer #6 · answered by hanif g 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so that he can make a clean get away
2006-07-13 14:41:24 · answer #7 · answered by dkny 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
satan said "can I join?"
or
adam and eve were peeking!
2006-07-06 16:46:15 · answer #8 · answered by keamar 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
satan came by and said "Look how little"
2006-07-06 16:38:16 · answer #9 · answered by michellewentworth1983 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
struck you down.
2006-07-06 16:37:51 · answer #10 · answered by Sammi 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋