Whoever cracks the best yo mama joke gets 10 points?

Answer 1

Fat

Yo momma’s so fat she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.

Yo mommas so fat that she has to wear two watches cuz she takes up two time zones.

Yo momma’s so fat she was in the middle of the highway I tried to swerve but ran out of gas.

Yo momma’s so fat she started singing "we are family, McDonalds, Burger King and me.

Yo mommas so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!

Yo momma’s so fat when she put on high-heels and walked out onto the street, she struck oil!

Yo momma’s so fat that when she was floatin' in the ocean Spain tried to claim her as the new world.

Yo momma’s so fat when she jumped on a trampoline with yellow on, the sun said I give up!

Yo momma’s so fat when she went to the beach and got into the water scientist classified her as a new species of whale.

Yo momma's so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!

Yo momma's so fat she plays hopscotch like this: LA, Detroit, and Chicago, NY.

Yo momma's so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn".

Yo momma's so fat that they had to change "One size fit's all" to "One size fits most"

Yo momma's so fat when I took her to the beach, little kids surrounded her and chanted "Free Willy, Free Willy"!

Yo momma's so fat she gets clothes in three sizes: extra fat, jumbo, and ohmygodit'scomingtowardsus!

Yo momma’s *** is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for having 20 lbs. of crack

Yo momma’s so fat that when she fell no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.

Yo momma’s so fat that when she stood up everyone yelled out "eclipse"!

Yo momma’s so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.

Yo mama's so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat *** out of the way.

Yo mama's so fat n black, she jumped in the ocean and they thought she was an oil spill.

Yo mama's so fat, "Place Your Ad Here" is printed on each of her butt cheeks.

Yo mama's so fat, a picture of her fell off the wall!

Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.

Yo mama's so fat, even God couldn't raise her spirits.

Yo mama's so fat, even her shadow has stretch marks.

Yo mama's so fat, her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters

Yo mama's so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

Yo mama's so fat, her college graduation picture was an aerial.

Yo mama's so fat, her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."

Yo mama's so fat, I gain weight just by watching her eat.

Yo mama's so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.

Yo mama's so fat, if she were an airplane, she'd be a jumbo jet.

Yo mama's so fat, last time she went to Sea World Shamu got a hard on.

Yo mama's so fat, NASA is going to use her to fill the hole in the ozone layer.

Yo mama's so fat, NASA orbits satellites around her.

Yo mama's so fat, one day she was lifting up her rolls and a car fell out.

Yo mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise.

Yo mama's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion.

Yo mama's so fat, she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mama's so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.

Yo mama's so fat, she fell off a boat and the captain yelled "Land Ho!"

Yo mama's so fat, she got hit by a truck and asked "Who threw that rock?"

Yo mama's so fat, she has her own area code

Yo mama's so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.

Yo mama's so fat, she jumped in the ocean and the ocean jumped back and said "I'll wait my turn."

Yo mama's so fat, she jumped in the ocean and the whales started singing "We are family!"

Yo mama's so fat, she jumped in the ocean and the ocean jumped back and said "I'll wait my turn."

Yo mama's so fat, she jumped in the ocean and the whales started singing "We are family!"

Yo mama's so fat, she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.

Yo mama's so fat, she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

Yo mama's so fat, she sat on four quarters and made a dollar.

Yo mama's so fat, she sat on the corner and the police came & said "Break it up!"

Yo mama's so fat, she went on a seafood diet... Whenever she saw food she ate it.

Yo momma so fat she don't sit in the house, she sits around the house.

Yo momma so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!



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stupid

Yo momma’s so stupid, she makes blondes look smart.

Yo momma’s so stupid I told her I was going to get her Tommy HILL figure and she told me she already tried to lose weight.

Yo momma's so stupid, that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.

Yo momma’s so stupid she called the cocaine hotline to order some.

Yo momma's so stupid, she asked you "What is the number for 911?"
Yo mama's so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."

Yo mama's so stupid, on her job application where it says emergency contact she put 911.

Yo mama's so stupid, she sold the car for gas money.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet!

Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a lawsuit was something you wear to court.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Yo mama's so stupid, when the judge said "Order in the court," she said "I'll have a hamburger and a Coke."

Yo mama's so stupid, when they said they were playing craps she went and got toilet paper.

Yo mama's so stupid, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.

Yo mama so stupid that when she took the Pepsi challenge she chose Jiff

Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.

Yo mama so stupid she thought Boys II Men was a day care center.

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ugly

Yo mama's so ugly, her pillow cries at night.

Yo mama's so ugly, her shadow quit.

Yo mama's so ugly, her shadow ran away from her.

Yo mama's so ugly, she makes blind children cry.

Yo mama's so ugly, she makes onions cry.

Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower

Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
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old

Yo momma so old she knew burger king when he was a prince

Yo momma so old she has an autographed bible

Yo momma old she knew the dead ocean when it was sick

Yo mama's so old, her memory is in black and white.

Yo mama's so old, I told her to act her age and the ***** died

Yo mama's so old, she has all the apostles in her black book.

Yo mama's so old, she used to baby-sit Yoda.

Yo momma so old that when she was in school there was no history class



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skinny

Yo momma so skinny you can see her farts

Yo mama's so skinny, I could blind-fold her with dental floss.

Yo mama's so skinny, her nipples touch.

Yo mama's so skinny, she turned sideways and disappeared.

Yo mama's so skinny, if she turned sideways and stuck out her tongue, she would look like a zipper.

Yo mama's so skinny, when she wore her yellow dress, she looked like a #2 pencil.

Yo mama's so skinny, she can see out the peephole with both eyes.

Yo mama's so skinny, she can dodge rain drops.

Yo mama's so skinny, if she had a yeast infection she'd be a Quarter Pounder with Cheese.

Yo mama's so skinny, she can hula hoop in a fruit loop.
Yo mama's so skinny, her pants have one belt loop.

Yo mama's so skinny, you can save her from drowning by tossing her a Cheerio.

Yo mama's so skinny, if she had dreads I'd grab her by the ankles and use her to mop the floor.

Yo mama's so skinny, she swallowed a meatball and thought she was pregnant.

Yo mama's so skinny, she uses Chapstick for deodorant.

Answer 2

yo mamas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale

yo mamas so fat she needs gps to find her ashole

Yo mommas so fat She put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

every time yo mamma walks past my window i lose 2 days of sunlight

yo mammas teeth are so yellow every time she smiles trafick stops

Answer 3

Yo mama so fat when her beeper went off everyone yelled watch out shes backing up.

Answer 4

Yo mama so dumb she heard it was chilly outside and ran outside with a bowl

Yo mama so dumb she got locked in a supermarket and starved to death.

Answer 5

Yo mama so stupid she had a peep hole installed in a screen door.

Answer 6

yo mama's teeth are so yellow that when she smiles, ppl start slowing down!

yo mama is fat even Bill Gates cant pay for her liposuction!

haha - those are my favorites

Answer 7

yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said "to be continued".

yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale it said "one at a time,please"

Answer 8

yo mama jokes arn't nice.

Answer 9

yo mama so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.

Answer 10

Your Mamma said to tell you not to be asking for those stupid Yo Momma jokes.

She says it makes you look and sound stupid when you tell them.

Says it makes you sound like ignorant White trash.

Answer 11

yo mamas so ugly she made a blind guy cry