2006-07-06 09:01:34 · 16 answers · asked by kenjibeagle 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Your Mamma said to tell you not to be asking for those stupid Yo Momma jokes.
She says it makes you look and sound stupid when you tell them.
Says it makes you sound like ignorant White trash.
2006-07-06 19:14:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born her incubator windows were tinted.
Yo momma's so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.
Yo momma's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Yo momma's so stupid, she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo momma's so stupid, she got stuck on the escalator for 3 hours.
Yo mama's so fat, when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 commercials
Yo mama's so fat, when she tiptoes, everyone yells "Stampede!"
Yo mama's so fat, she makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic.
Yo mama's so fat, she can lay down and stand up and her height doesn't change.
Yo mama's so fat, I walked around her and got lost.
Yo mama's so fat, I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.
Yo mama's so fat, she has her own area code!
Yo mama's so fat, she shaves her legs with a lawn mower.
Yo mama's so fat, she uses a mattress as a maxi-pad.
Yo mama's so fat, she's sits on coal and farts out a diamond.
Yo mama's so fat, she's works in the movies -- as the screen.
Yo mama's so fat, you can't tell if she is coming or going.
MINE R D BEST!!
2006-07-06 16:17:00 · answer #2 · answered by versatilefrost 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Momma so drunk when the cop ask her to walk the line she siad what line officer
2006-07-06 16:06:26 · answer #3 · answered by melissa c 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma's so fat that when she jumped in the ocean all the whales started singing we are family even though your fatter than we
2006-07-06 16:11:05 · answer #4 · answered by maria 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama so fat she went 2 the movies and sat next 2 everyone, yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared, yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean
2006-07-06 16:33:26 · answer #5 · answered by cslthebest 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.
2006-07-13 14:39:41 · answer #6 · answered by dkny 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo' momma is so fat, her waist size is equator.
2006-07-06 16:12:16 · answer #7 · answered by ai_nacco_2000 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama's so fat when she was swimming in the gulf of Mexico, she farted and thats what started Hurican Katrina.
2006-07-06 16:05:21 · answer #8 · answered by fb0581 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama failed nap time in school.
2006-07-06 16:05:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama so fat she got kicked out of red lobster for bringing her own crabs
2006-07-06 16:12:04 · answer #10 · answered by larathexplorer 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋