Jokes & Riddles - July 2006

Half a Circle, Full a Circle, Half a Circle A, Half a Circle, Full aCircle LA.

2006-07-06 04:26:07 · 12 answers · asked by shaams85 1

hi, i saw some interesting cartoon in a website.

http://www.picblog.cn/funny-cartoon/

click the picture , you can get the next.

what do you think of these funny cartoon ?

2006-07-06 04:17:58 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

There were three guys a white one, a black one, and a chinese one. They were going to a desert, the white guy brought water the black guy brought bread and the chinese brought a car door. So the black guy asked the white guy why did you bring water? and he replied incase we get thirsty, the white guy asked the black guy why did you bring bread? and he replied incase we get hungry and they both ask the chinese guy why did you bring a car door and he replied if we get hot I'll roll the window down. lol

2006-07-06 04:04:06 · 16 answers · asked by Baller 2

"Last night I made love to my wife four times," the Canadian brags, "and this morning she couldn't stop telling me how much she adored me."

"Last night I made love to my wife six times," the American replies, "and today she said she could never love another man."

The Jamaican man remains silent, and the Canadian smugly asks, "How many times did you make love to your wife last night?"

"Once," says the Jamaican man."Only once?" The American snorts arrogantly. "And what did she say to you this morning?"

"Rass man. Yuh nah stop!"

2006-07-06 03:58:42 · 20 answers · asked by naughty 2

2006-07-06 03:55:57 · 25 answers · asked by wayforwardhow 3

2006-07-06 03:50:35 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-06 03:43:56 · 9 answers · asked by Rajesh K 2

2006-07-06 03:42:37 · 15 answers · asked by Vicky 4

A Trinidadian man, Bajan man, and a Jamaican man went for a round of golf and their wives went along as caddies. While walking around the course the Trinidadian wife caught her foot in a rabbit hole,
tripped, and fell. Her skirt was over her head revealing that she wasn’t wearing any panties. The Trinidadian man angrily demanded to know why she wasn’t wearing any underwear. "Well, dahlin," she explained, "you give me so little money that I hav' to make sacrifices. Usually nobody does notice."

The Trinidadian man pulls $100 out of his pocket.

"Tek dis nah, go Victoria Secrets and buy yourself some underwear"

Two holes further along the Bajan wife caught her foot on a molehill, tripped and fell. Her skirt was up over her head revealing that she wasn’t wearing any panties either!

The Bajan man, obviously upset, asked his wife why she isn't wearing underwear. "Well, honey," she explained, "you give me so little money I cahn afford to buy any underwear." The Bajan man pulls $20 out of his pocket.

"Cho, go a K-mart an' buy some draws."

Three holes further on, the Jamaican man's wife caught her foot on an exposed root, tripped and landed with her skirt over her head revealing that she too wasn't wearing any panties. Her explanation to her vex husband was the same as the others.

The Jamaican man put his hand into his pocket and said, "Here's a comb. The least you could do is to keep it neat."

2006-07-06 03:28:30 · 17 answers · asked by naughty 2

2006-07-06 03:27:33 · 9 answers · asked by frogfrogfrg 1

2006-07-06 03:25:36 · 10 answers · asked by Yigal S 1

2006-07-06 03:19:07 · 10 answers · asked by Yigal S 1

What do u call a man with the largest belly in the world?

2006-07-06 03:13:17 · 15 answers · asked by Rajesh K 2

I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about this paragraph. It looks kind of plain so you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is particularly wrong with it! It is unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything that is strikingly odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out the point I want you to find.

2006-07-06 03:03:18 · 21 answers · asked by daniel m 3

2006-07-06 02:53:40 · 39 answers · asked by daniel m 3

Or a wet sense of humour?

2006-07-06 02:51:48 · 12 answers · asked by Beware the fury of a patient man 6

A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms.
The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?

2006-07-06 02:46:59 · 48 answers · asked by daniel m 3

1 bicycles dont get pregnant
2 you can ride your bicycle any old time
3 bicycles dont have parents
4 bicycles dont whine unless something is really wrong
5 you can share your bicycle with your friends
6 bicycles dont care how many other bicycles youve ridden
7 when riding, you and your bicycle can arrive at the same time
8 bicycles dont care how many other bicycles you have
9 bicycles dont care if you look at other bicycles
10 bicycles dont care if you buy bicycle magazine
11 if your bicycle goes flat you can fix it
12 you dont have to b jealous of the guy who works on the bicycle
13 if you say bad things to your bicycle you dont have to apologize before you ride it again
14 you can ride your bicycle the 1st time you meet it without having to take it to dinner see a movie or meet its mother
15 the only protection you have to wear when riding your bicycle is a decent helmut

2006-07-06 02:32:54 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous

haha...i kid...i kid..

2006-07-06 02:31:43 · 4 answers · asked by -curbside- 4

2006-07-06 02:27:16 · 8 answers · asked by -curbside- 4

2006-07-06 02:21:41 · 24 answers · asked by draytondon 4

Here are 2 riddles. You have to get them both in order to get the 10 points. Your answer may be good, but I'm looking for ones in particular. Good luck!

1.) "I can be heard, and I can be caught: but no one can see me."

2.) "I pray that God never sees one, a king may seldom see one, but we see this everyday. What am I?"

2006-07-06 02:20:26 · 16 answers · asked by ☆BB☆ 7

that certain drugs (alcohol included) and YAHOO ANSWERS just don't mix?Judging from some of the questions I certainly hope some of these people are high or drunk or a combination thereof.

2006-07-06 02:19:22 · 8 answers · asked by twiztidsdad 5

2006-07-06 02:18:10 · 25 answers · asked by saumarez1998 2

Stupid question but who cares...

2006-07-06 02:06:23 · 10 answers · asked by Ken Hartley-Reed 2

First one to get it will get the 10 points:

"I'm black when you buy me, red when you use me, and gray when you throw me away. What am I?"

2006-07-06 02:00:01 · 7 answers · asked by ☆BB☆ 7

2006-07-06 01:49:25 · 20 answers · asked by jameshughes_atx_02 1

2006-07-06 01:49:12 · 5 answers · asked by RaFiperrie 1

I wonder how long it'll be before someone reports me and gets this question removed?

2006-07-06 01:43:32 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous

There was this girl, her and her boyfriend was riding together, heading for a summer vacation
and during the trip she she was thinking about ending the relationship with him due to his lack of communication,
bothered by the thoughts of his reactions she ask him to stop the car cuz she wanted to tell him something. He stoped at a near by store and the girl said to him: Stanley, i was thinking about our relationship and there's clearly no chemistry between us, so i wanna end this right now because it's not going nowhere.
The boy speechless, didn't say nothing back to her, but instead handed her a note, she was about to read the note when suddently an uncoming car just slam into their vehicle leaving the boy dead and the girl unconscious. The next day she woke up, found her self in a hospital room, suddently she remembered about the note, she dig inside her pocket, open it , the note says "WITHOUT YOU I'LL DIE".

2006-07-06 01:42:24 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous